This is something about animals I hope never changes

Sometimes of I'm crying, my cat will come and bite me and then walk away while flicking her tail into my eye.

Sometimes, if I'm crying, my dog will lick the peanut butter off of my dick.

I think they are trying to portray the feeling of serenity and sympathy you can get from the consolation of a pet.

ha ha

If you don't there's something wrong with you

How can your life even be complete if you don't like animals? I'm not trying to judge you but I really can't understand how that works. You are an animal too. The only thing that sets us apart from other animals is our bodies. Yes, we seem to be different with all that we've accomplished but we are just ahead in evolution. That's the only reason a person can think that we're better than other species. They will continue to evolve and become even smarter just like us.