Xerxerous

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Send this to your crush 7 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Damn, that sucks.
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Modern art 16 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
The cheese represents how much we rely on dairy products, which therefore we rely on agriculture in a transitive way of sorts. The strands of hair signify the disgusting way the humans "controlled" the farm, such as the milking machines or the GM crops. Did I brain too much?
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Tumblr is getting really smooth 21 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
@imaunicorn, you are such a magical and majestic creature. I hope you know everyone dreams about riding you.
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Tumblr is getting really smooth 21 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
smoothsubstance
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Harry and his willy 24 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Tara, don't you mean scared?
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Cutlery drainer 12 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Moms would love this.
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Expensive restaurants be like 8 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
IT'S THE LEAF OF THE GOLDEN OAK TREE IN LIMBO, SIR, THAT'S WHY IT'S $89.
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Yesterday is history, let it go 14 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Did you get that from Kung Fu Panda?
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Lol 5 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
You know, I shouldn't be able to relate to this, but goddamn. xD
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The sunset curving up a wave 6 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
What about a beautiful sunset?
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Did You Know.....? 18 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
"Wind sucking"
"Hey man, you want a smo-"
"no, I wanna wind suck"
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Bro, do I look like I'm joking? 2 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
This is perfect. Using this face.
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How tires are stacked for transport 22 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
What did the tire said to the other tires?
"I'm tired today."
"I guess you could say that you're flat out exhausted."
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Abc's texting em' harder 11 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
*does this to my friend*
"There's twenty letters in the alpha-"
"Yeah, I've already seen that."
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Someday I'll have a potato. 4 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
...that moment when you shave your potato to cook.
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Tumblr Gets Smooth.... 12 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Damnnnnn. *high fives dead*
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Just accept the gay. 2 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Steven Yeun. pls. My Asian man crush.
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There's no point 9 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
It's like going to a buffet for a tasting.
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Overthinking 4 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Well, I was the asking the bench, bitch.
*takes bench and slow dance with it*
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Cat got Style 15 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
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The Hunger Games 6 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
.....I'm sorry, I don't quite get the title.
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When your tights match the floor 7 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Plot twist: the legs are part of the floor.
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He saw his chance and he took it 3 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
They might have a hard time cleaning it all up
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Tumblr explores the mysteries of sex and gender 19 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
It would feel nicer inside of you.
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New form of stress relief 10 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I don't know whether I want to be the girl or the puppies.
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