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Norway 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
NOrWAY
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Satan is equally impressed and horrified 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
" oh man this is some next level shit"
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Minecraft grows your brain 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Minecraft scares me man
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Anyone lose a bird? 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Pigeon gone rogue
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My cat is acting weird. Should I take him to the vet? 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Only if she starts eating you...
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Sleep is yes 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I went to school to sleep
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Aw crap 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
To fly more... so that he can poop somewhere else
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Make post tortoises great again 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I want the name of this novel
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He's a master of disguise 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
If he is then we'll never know
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For all the big brains out there 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And now you have achieved depression
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Backyard quarantine 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Oh no funk dont underestimate our Richard
$5 was a big bribe back then 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Cmon now... honor the medal
Parents or an Exorcist 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
No just make a fuckin movie
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I can agree 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am not in a position to choose
Comments about manliness incoming 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Richard how many times do I have to tell you that your girlfriend is imaginary
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Oh Donald 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But if you see closely guy in the white made a mistake
Shannon you've made a grave mistake 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Tahts nuff
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He forgot 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Streering wheel?
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Darwin didn't see that coming 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Last time I didn't and he came all the way over to kill me.
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I think I'll do my eyebrows half-bushy like this more often :) 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We need the fire department here
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I also choose Will Smith's house 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
What else then do you want him to say?
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I think I'll do my eyebrows half-bushy like this more often :) 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Me: *completely freezes*
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Neerja Bhanot , a brave savior & her sacrifice will be remembered forever 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You need sleep. I think you are seeing 2 comments instead of one
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