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Stay pure lads 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
When you what now???
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Peach massages save lives 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am putting all my faith in this presentation and am now sending this to my friend. AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Imminent negative Pheasant 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Trick is to learn Deutsch in Deutschland, it confuses the Germans.
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Breh why da fuk we spenin money on vaccine if we can by a coke 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I'll drink it, for free...
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*hopes to become coronaman*
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Found the wheel from the image on the 10 rupee note! 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
1gbp = 102.24inr ..... ouchhhhh
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Foreseen year Halving 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I think this is the first time i am seeing twitter for 'android'
Little psa 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
To compensate for automatic .. lmao
Suddenly, The Cone Of Shame Isn't So Bad 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am just always worried about overpetting them and getting scratched
And I took that personally 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I was preparing for an entrance exam and didn't tell anyone. Cleared it. Thats it, whats the point of winning if there's no one to celebrate.
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We all make mitakes 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahhhhh, i see now i see.... thanks
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Suddenly, The Cone Of Shame Isn't So Bad 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yayayayyaya ( >ω<)
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We all make mitakes 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Lmao.... but the thing i have seen many memes like this one and i always fail to think what possibly could offend me over a typo
Suddenly, The Cone Of Shame Isn't So Bad 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I have to admit one thing... never really thought about getting pets but FS has put a cat spell on me... I will definitely get one in the future. (≧∇≦)/
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The jokes they found along the way 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Well I'd say that penguin got some steel balls
We all make mitakes 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Okay lets say i am in a heated convo witha guy online and he makes a typo, what exactly do i say to him??? Like seriosly pls
In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Not just your autocorrect ...
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And yeah, i use hormi a lot umm used to actually.
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There was this site where i used to look up my doubts and shit and recently it was overrun by these kids/people posting google meeet codes and asking girls to join... so i made a different account "hormipolice" and went on a bonking and reporting rampage. They banned me tho after a couple of hundred bonks. Lmao.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was so hormi that this has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as an alpha female
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Confused battle subordinate Flamingo 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I actually, seriously, totally, want to return to monke :(
Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Then you'd possibly get caught you know... look if you're gonna kill me the least i can do is think about you
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Must be a tragedy 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn, 3 days is just inhuman..... an hour at max is good enough
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That's cold, David. 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
She already has them. NO MORE.
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Pls go back to 2010 or something and hit me with a truck. Confirm the kill too.
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Good morning ladies 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn, those feet.