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xlaxxine


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Old android play store issue. Do you guys remember? 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
It still happens
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Nauseous hedonistic gifted *****s 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I will never know why my upload is always greater than download ... but still its useful
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Honey, why is the interior of the truck all wet?? 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thats why you wrap the dead body in plastic first
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Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
It also implies the existence of Realpoo
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Nauseous hedonistic gifted *****s 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
26, 2.74, 7.7... so yes i want it
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Rockin'out with the birds 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Absolute gold. Thankyou
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Among us 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Can you burger my shit
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Someone’s having a bad day 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You guys are not seeing the big picture here, so let me tell you...
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They’re going somewhere but the shotgunner took the phone out from the holder, where the phone was acting as a gps for the driver who doth not know where ze way is, to click a crappy photograph. So you see the shotgunner is a total knobhead and driver is having a bad day.
The Divine Dark 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*Pretends to not notice*
Red Lightning Strike 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
O fuck its HIM!!
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Count to potatoe 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I challenge you, write 100
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*squints in fin* 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The happiest country
*squints in fin* 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, marvelous
My 8 year old is a jerk and almost made me burn my house down 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yeah well i don't see the cockroach shitting its pants
My 8 year old is a jerk and almost made me burn my house down 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hehhe db... i have the same fear but with every insect .
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Family you say iccarus? Lmao.. you live in aus too?
I know it’s late 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So you care for scorpios?
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My 8 year old is a jerk and almost made me burn my house down 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
"3-4 large huntsmens came out from behind the tv"
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I think you mean
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3̶̙̅̂-̸̨̛͔̲͖͓̒͊̕4̶̢̧̩͕̪̈́̄̃̿̈́͜ ̵̼͙̜͂́̓̃̏Ȟ̵͔͇̙̥̈U̷͎̮̒̂̉̀N̶̠̲̼̩̅͛͋̐̾͜T̸̨͙͓͍͙͜͝S̶̲̗̦̯̤̀͆̿Ṃ̴̨̩͖̥̰̌̍E̵̡͎̖͎̲̹̭̓̌͐̀̇͘N̴̻͆̆͝ ̵͔̲̟̫̖̪͖͆͊C̶̬̬̯̘͝A̷̺͈̯̦̜̭̻͊̇̀̀͗̈́̔M̶̤̟̭͕̘̀͝E̶̢͈͍̪̋̊ ̸̯̗͍̎́O̷̰͎̔͆͂̌Û̶̧̼͍͘̚͠T̷̟͈̮̏ ̸̞̰̳̦͆͊͆̔͊F̸̛͓͂̈́̅͘͝R̴͈͕̜̜̞̯͗O̵̧̮̰͔̹̔M̶̮̉̒̏̉͂ ̵͈̱̀͆́͠B̴̥͓̟͙͙͇̓̈́͐Ȩ̷̼̖̥̖̔́̌͝H̸̢̙͍̙̉̆͌̓̚͝Ḯ̷̱̳̫̥̉̄͠N̵̢̘̜̝̺̯̅͜D̶̼̏́̆̌́̚ ̴͓͈̠͈̭̹̀̎̆̕͝͝T̶̩͉̭̋̒̐̓̈H̵̠̍̐͌͗Ȩ̷̉͐̂͘ ̶͕̔̿̀́̆̓̕T̴̯͇͇̒͒V̵̠͔̠̂͆̀̂̎͌
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Black Panther at the watering hole 30 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Those buttcheeks are awesome. Indubitably brilliant. I've even saved that photo.
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This is not a photo 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, its a picture
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The dad joke sets in 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
No U
Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I got 11 lives
I call it "The Immediate Surrender" 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Tch... missed
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Black Panther at the watering hole 30 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahhh yes yes yes yes it was Cake's ass .... one of his selfies ah yes.. thenk
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A near miss from being in Satan's Cult 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*Hifies the dingdong*
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Racial healthiest calm Sparrow 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
There is another
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