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ÜwÜ 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
... well did you do it?
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Accurate 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Stub yo toe
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A fork in the road 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh... but do you even know how hard it is for us bilinguals to come up with innuendos ... i mean i didn't even know what the word meant.... hmpf give us some credit
Stinkin knees 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Me after 30 goes to Ew: I have pain in my knees.
Ew: Operation is a must.
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After operation,
Me: What did you do to me?
Ew: I took away your knees.
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So true 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wait .... wait wait wait... i just realised, do they make some special masks for kids because i dont think the regular one will fit them or.???? Idk
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The Hybrid Switch... (19seconds) 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yep.... the sounds are awesome
Do you? 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I feel you
Do you know: If a Donkey and a Zebra have a baby, it is called a Zonkey ! 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thats weird weird not introvert weird
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This was a strange film 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am imagining things i should not be imagining
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Willie is a True Hero 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Really!??, .... i mean with such population and all
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This was a strange film 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Imagine the hoohaah
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A fork in the road 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahhhh, ramming it straight eh
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We’ve all been here before 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its before the bath or in middle of the night. No in between. Thats my Law.
This was a strange film 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
He did control a human and at the he instructed every mouse to cook, he pretty much became Ramsay (minus the madness)and then opened his own restaurant ftw
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I'd need to play DnD to draw any more comparisons. Comments? 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Count me in toooooo
Best friends forever 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ya i did not need this comment after seeing the post.......lol
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True.... Sad but true 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Aaaww poor kiddo ...but deserved
happiness 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Eyyyyyyyyyyy old man
True.... Sad but true 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
"Cool cool. Just keep it cool. Maintain the serious look and she'll think its a lecture or something"
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happiness 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Friends?
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The Hybrid Switch... (19seconds) 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So ya got into F1 and NASCAR ... pretty cool ...tbh i just look at accidents, pitstop madness and hear radio conversations
pockets 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
In these meme i usually say "Guess im a girl" but i don't even got an airpod...
Wtf am i!?
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...And pretty adorable, too 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Dogs are above us.
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We live in a society 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We created a TIME MACHINE! 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hmmm
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