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xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

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Do something today that your future self will thank you for 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I once pooped in school, thank fuck for that past me
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NerdSubstance 23 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
(X_X) *is lying on the floor*
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Just a cat being a cat 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Catte will catte
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NerdSubstance 23 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Both
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Them flags 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
@thatguyyouknow LMAO my man .... i got into F1 last month and after a few clips of them racing i was like "fuck lewis hamilton" for no fucking reason
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@happy_frog is this you? 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ya man... lets stop repostshaming .. hehe
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Reminds me of someone 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Would buy but us based and expensive
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girl vs cola 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
My man
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Anon is a prankster 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Last day was a busy day ... you see the Principal kicked us out because we were literally out of control. So ya 9 am show up and 12 pm go home you uncivilized people..... we played some cricket after that and it was my birth too, yay party.
Look at this paint 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ya i think the eyes..??
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I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh heh heh
Solid disagreeable Dolphin 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
God i need that emoji
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Reminds me of someone 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hmm... i want that shirt .... and a cat
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The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
There's no sense
Crying over my face
You just keep
On trying 'til
You run out of your cat
And the kid
Gets done,
And you
Make a neat little fuss
For the people
Who are still in your life
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Jelly 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Just Noice
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Anon is a prankster 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ya .... a year too late now
Anon is a prankster 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
In my school we had 2 watercoolers in the boys washroom, no cams.
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So once we all were sitting out a free period and I said "Guys guys guys.... what if .... someone poisons the water, coz you see the watercooler's lid is always open."
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And everyone was really terrified because that was highly possble and easy to do.
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So ya after 10 mins we all agreed to drop laxatives in them on our last day of school.
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Jelly 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The violins tho...
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pain 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
O ya no wories there, it works.
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My mom sent me a selfie of her and my cat while I was away 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Cat: Shes mine now you cant save her
Golden Retriever looking for a loving forever family! 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heyo new one
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Jelly 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Guitarmass by Infected Mushroom.
I just play this song first on every new speaker i get my hands on
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Ridiculously photogenic cow 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
ಠ▃ಠ
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We worship cows
Hey~ 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
How she dothat
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Clear your mind 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Should’ve joined discord... we used to play there
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