Xlax

xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

— Xlax Report User
Banned the internet in your country 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*sideeye*
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You can achieve your dreams of firing Oprah 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thank you.
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The frosted flake of love 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
<3
I found this text for you. Love, Xlax.
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I was tripping on acid.
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Imagine mobile breastfeeding
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Are u serious fan boi??? 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But Kaguya has Hayasaka. No one can beat Hayasaka.
I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
When i was tripping on acid, my man boobs were still in bed and turned into a girl.
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I have no idea.
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MEPHISTOPHELES 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Man i love this guy so much heh
Heating costs are about $6 million per year 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
ಠ▃ಠ
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Tbh his art is quite good 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Jd, I just want to appreciate what you're doing. (No sarcasm)
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Who knew how racist 9 year olds can be 21 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its a ques for xvar, i know but still...
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i kinda see cursing as a great opportunity for making friends with the guy. You know like its good to know that the person is expressing him/her self rather than thinking "what if this guy gets offended". And so i too don't get offended.
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Umm ya something like that...
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Best not tell this guy any secrets 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We got 5 seconds people, get slurping
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Out of Context Comments - You Should Sandpaper Your Mum 19 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Why the capital N xvar?
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Who cares about this kind of spooky mistake? 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahh, i see what you did with the title there... noice
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Went hiking today. Thought of you. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh... nice.. how was the weather
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It's a good feeling 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Just did man.... too much fibre ... feels good now
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I read it in his voice, made it funnier 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
There’s a full Griffy video on this.. hehe
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They are my weakness 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I know a guy who actually did it
Reality is often not disappointing 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
2 minutes silence for the people with no glasses
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If you feel offended, don't 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
O ya, we have a maid service too but aren't totally depended on it (because same reason), she does the heavy work (mopping and sweeping) while we kinda do the dusting and keep an eye
If you feel offended, don't 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Dude, get a maid
Drinks tea 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Indeed
Quantum physics is the homeopathy of sciences 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Only Nvidia knows the real physx
Pull the trigger 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Step on him.
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I'm an average Chernobyl enjoyer 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
(X_X)
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Yes 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ooofff heehhe thats my frame