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f*ck who ever posted this tweet 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I qualify as brain dead when i am awake at 5:31. A potato.
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i got a haircut :D 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Shinyyy!!!
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Who eats soup with a fork? 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahh, our spite cereal
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You water bended your body
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f*ck who ever posted this tweet 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Who the fuck even thinks like that at 5:31 am
The family Jewels must be protected 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I like your brothers
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Zero Context #24 - Yoink! 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But why did no one imagine the mobile breastfeeding :(
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AOT’s MC in a nutshell 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Gawd whytyyytyt??!??!
This is my favorite new tshirt 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I’m definitely disco turkey
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Politics. Politics never changes 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
No holds barred?
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It couldn't be more obvious 19 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
This is too much to take in
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Not my kinda p*rn 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yes @adam44 this is real
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A clever chap 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The more i know, the more i score. Thats all that matters.
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"how to make a baby stop crying" 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Getting a person to photograph you and the baby and post on the internet
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Anime on Youtube sucks 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heheh lmao!!!
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Yes meme 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Tim. His name is Tim.
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Anime on Youtube sucks 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Espanol
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Idk it just looks rad and the toad looks like a funky froggo 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Sorry spider WHAT?!?
I'm stupid but I ain't that stupid 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
My math teacher fucking respected me. Really loved that guy.
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
God is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
She has already yoinked one out of context. Wake up before its too late.
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
@happy_frog, okay don’t start fighting now.
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(O please do heheh)
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Banned the internet in your country 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I wanted my friends to join discord but i ended up joing Instagram and you see it was the quarantine period so i thought why not.
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Its not all bad, i recently made friends with a 14 yo aussie neet, my friends tried to trick me 3 times with fake accounts. So ya its fun.
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All better 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, we meet at last.