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xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

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Please don't stare 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Do you want to?
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Heh
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Guys not funny. Where is it? 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yeah man. When ever my bros would run out of ideas they be like “eyo his glasses”
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How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
After me
I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I kicked a glass of milk because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Can i join?
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Not gonna lie it's kinda refreshing 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Lemonade in the ss tier
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What the heck!? 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
DONT REMIND ME!!
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Give me the answers 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn for a second he looked like me
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Oxygen evil! 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yeah i mean they make sure you live. Fucking hell cant even hold my breath to die. Ridiculous.
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Tru tho.... 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, the gta 6 guy
Klopf Klopf 28 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
-knock knock.
+who’s there?
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-Alpaca.
+Alpaca who?
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-Alpaca the suitcase you starta the car.
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So far so good 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
“They forced us into quarantine and lockdown. I gave in to drugs, I had to. It was unbearable.”
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You know just little embellishments
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Isayama sus 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
He should’ve waited 3 mins
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I you need me I will be here 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I TOLD YOU ICC!!!!
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How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Touché
Blending right in 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
42 seconds tho
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How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
nou
Puts it on repeat 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And again
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Because covid, these kiddo students got the best excuse for a phone.
How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh, weakling. ..umm.. eat shit yo... ehhh YEAH!
How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So thats how its gonna be huh. Well okay, we're enemies now
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I got my first phone when i was almost 18. It was passed from my brother to mother to me.
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It was an iphone 6 tho. So yeah kinda worth it
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How can they understand him? 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Sdsyrsrytcifitditsseitstsits
This is deep 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I have a pink shirt, but no blue one