Xlax

xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

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Actor =/= character 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Whhaaaaa!!!!.... i haven't even seen wandavision yet
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Todd 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Everything. And iirc i haven't joined the thieves guild yet, know very little about the legion and brotherhood, winterhold rupture is open and staff of magnus is somewhere lost in a drawer, i have defeated miraak, did the whole aetherium thing, have like 11 barenziah stones.
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Oof a lotta work
Babby 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Eyy happy bois
Todd 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
This 11 nov skyrim becomes 10.
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I pledge to complete the game by then.
Listening to your playlist 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Everytime a sweet melody song is about to end I'm like "i swear to god if it plays that hardbass now"
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He drank his respect woman juice 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I just want to see him on the front, kicking ass.
Actor =/= character 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am sorry what!? There's a new captain america? Is this a spoiler?
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Uh oh spaghettio 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Gimme y'all numbers. NOW!
We can’t all be winners 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I was thinking ass but it is good. Docking is good
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POV: you close your eyes for a second in bed, and when you open them again... 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah Nelson.... Ah ... perfection.
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He drank his respect woman juice 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I want his arc goddammit
''disgust'' 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We know Adam, we know. We’re all looking at it
You are allowed to get dat paper 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Got it sir
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You are allowed to get dat paper 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Well,i usually end up saying yes ... don’t really feel bad about it but then again no one has asked for a big enough favour so far
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Bam right in the kisser 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Oof ...too close to the tracks , he probably saved him
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I usually have a shotgun 23 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh, jizzcuit
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Aw man they left 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Stickmen don't make friends with humans
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Ever get nervous like this? 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We know its a joke ;) ;)
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Parasitic worm got cancer 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Really sorry but this is kinda cool
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I usually have a shotgun 23 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I just felt outa the loop and searched it man... I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO A SHOW OR MOVIE
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Harold spitting facts 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
HEY TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
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But yeah its a sacred relationship, sometimes both parties deserve shits and sometimes not.
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That's a big L 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Which one do ya think, go on have a guess
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I usually have a shotgun 23 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ME SEARCH!!!!!!!
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Raptor engines 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Man this will do just perfectly
*unzips pants*
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