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Yes. So much yes. 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
A friend(sorta) sent me meme after like 2 months and I just replied with laugh emoji then two days after that he sent me a long ass forwarded text about 5G/covid conspiracy shit and I replied with pray emoji and nothing, no hello, where’ve you been and shit.
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Call me a bitch but he probably wants pirated windows 10 and i dont wanna engage that convo
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I'll just scroll through my library all night then 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And you damn well know they’re good games and you won’t put them down once you start but .... no
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When ???? mimics reality 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Idk but resembles that animal from madagascar
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We found it bois 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
People actually showed up! 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wait where?
Thats easier to spell too 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Camouflage is the disguise .. no one know the real word
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Look how they massacred EVERYTHING 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Sorry Pringles man
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Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*heavy breathing*
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In that case I just need to build an elementary school 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I take my chances
My dwagin aurt 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Teach me
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Happy Easter y'all 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You know I'd watch it but....
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Anything that walks is food: Sun Tzu 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh, weird to see my language
Or just insert a random emoji 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yee
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Bees bad...? 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
N̶̡͈̹̞̙̙̞͎͛̉̉̌̕ǒ̷͈̣̑̈́̅́͑̌ ̶̨̞̬͍̯͔͍̳̓͛́̕̚͠į̵͈̘͖̠͗͊̔t̶̮͚͚̟͇̉͒̅͐̍̍͝’̷̢͎̻̥̯͔̜̈́ś̸̢͕̤̼͈̃̏͛̾͗̉̄ ̴̗͙̞͑̋n̸̫̪̼͉̒ͅȯ̴̜̹͌t̶̝̮͙̖̫͇̖̓̕͜
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A great plan and investment 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I missed this template
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Bruh, men having long hair is nothing new 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
“Makes you look gay”...? Nope never heard that ever
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The treehouse cafe in Okinawa, Japan 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
^^’
My Iq is higher than room temperature 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, the classic nightmare trick
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<3 OMG 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Rry
We all know who is best girl this season 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So
No season 2 no life 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Sorry
Bruh I thought it was storks 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am sorry
Hasta la pasta baby 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Funny to hear that from a British man
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The treehouse cafe in Okinawa, Japan 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Something chikura on the right ehe
I might be getting paranoid but I feel stalked 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
4900? Jesus how bored were you man lool
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