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xlaxxine


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It dozen even matter 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ehe :>
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@Snowbeast, i would explain but I believe you once told me that your anger can be seen from two blocks away.
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Or at least I'll miss them 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I’ve never seen gravity falls so I’ll replace it with Gumball
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Shit always happens 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So i can get a haicut and not pay for it?
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Mr Kellogg took health very cereal-ously 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Dang i didn't know that.
Unless you are the driver.. And at night 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hmm, not sure
Ight whos the loser Now? 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Once I got 21 out of 80(maybe 90?) and it was the second highest. Only 4 students passed.
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It dozen even matter 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Guys, I have gotten this weird thing with 6 digits ... I can never resist the urge to search them
It dozen even matter 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I couldn’t even use my brain, and didn’t see the title, only your comment. I’m a turbo idiot
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Dub superiority 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Look, I know english and not japanese and so its like the cringe/bad dialogue delivery moments you might notice in dub may go unregistered in the sub
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This is why we can’t have nice things 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
That one guy on the train tho
Just one little bite 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Got three of my friends into anime at the same time and fuckers just did the whole aot in 4 5 days and idek anymore
Mr Kellogg took health very cereal-ously 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wait hold on, circumcision = no touchy touchy?
Hm? 25 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thats exactly how my internet works
Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Oh wee
Best place 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yea man they've Ramsay shitting on people who make those ridiculous dishes
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Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Coward.
*googles irish stereotypes*
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Well, with that body powered by potatoes and alcohol running through those veins, you're gonna drop dead any second now old man
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Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Goddamn man gimme me a break. I am still recovering from that street shitting joke from earlier
Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Well then sayonara, *goes for the headshot* wait i am not any marksman either *misses*
Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I can handle the gun with one hand but with that leg I just shot you've got decreased agility.
I still have 16 bullets.
Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Well shit, i didn't see the magic staff
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Redo?
Or a ps5 would be good too 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Let me ask my psu first.
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Well, best he can do is 150w
Shapeshifting 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I think i know what xvar means but I’m not sure
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Stick fight 18 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Gun is mightier than the sword bitch. Get yonked
If I dids it, I dids it 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
What. The. Hell.
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It has its benefits 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We’ve been on that road before ;)