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xlaxxine


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Maybe we don't go that deep 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You said “literally” and then paraphrased it, thats not how it works you honey badger
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Maybe we don't go that deep 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
... he literally said “i do not like it, and I am sorry I ever had anything to do with it” smh dude smh
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Karen 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Beware the spicy air
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Maybe we don't go that deep 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Meanwhile Schrödinger,
PUT THE CAT IN THE BOX
THATS HOW QUANTUM ROCKS
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Though short hair is definitely welcome 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Aww come here you
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Trail Trees 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hmm... a five(or 6) thingy entity .... hmm
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Must find! 24 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Big woman!
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Ah yes the good ole masterbation protest 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
LMAO!!! My friend did it too (but in the washroom with a match stick) it was hilarious
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Can relate 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
His dad lost his shit that day
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The cat in the box is out for a walk 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh that glance
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You get what you f*cking deserve 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Has law gone too far?
Welcome dudes 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its fun
Let's get this to top of 24 hours when the Americans are asleep 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Safety on guys, safety on
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Anyone want to go there with me? 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
if y’all wanna practice your powerbombs and such throwing moves just gimme a call
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Dont search up why, the answer often contains spoilers 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Also, is the second cat disgusted or heartbroken??
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No spoilers
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Or at least I'll miss them 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I’ve heard good things about the show so ya I’ll check it out
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Edit: And its just 40 episodes!!!
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That's a burn indeed 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Your PM stands on people’s lawn.
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Dont search up why, the answer often contains spoilers 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I just wish google takes down the “suggested searches” tab for movies/shows/books and stuff where its like-
-“does A die in the end”
-“why B kills A”
Like ffs shut the fuck up google
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I just hope it doesn't messes up his body 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Zeke the goldi boi
Robin Williams Pocahontas 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahem ahem i dont get it ahem
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It dozen even matter 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thats bad.
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Gandhi has entered the Avatar State 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
This time he’ll starve YOU and run away
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Wonder egg emotionally destroyed me 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ehhh
BDSM is more fun than you think it is 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wasn’t it called Brief Daily Study Meditation?
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Its the look they give 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I had a Rikka wallpaper on for so long that I totally forgot about it and took my phone to school.
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Embarrassing. Very.