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Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

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Consider that mockingbird killed 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The one I threw the book at, pretty much died.
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Her name is Diamond :D 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, I see that Diamond is a scholar
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*Posting this while escaping h*rny jail* 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Do you guys even realise that you can wrap yourself around that leg she'll still be able to walk. Even headpat you. Cmon man. YEAH.
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Newest funsubster: I now have one of those trendy COVID babies :D 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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How do I buy stock in this? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You know you're a Brit, right?
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profound 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
GANBAATTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Hatalmas kínaimese csöcsök 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
His head or the anime print?
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Hatalmas kínaimese csöcsök 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I’d be proud but ya “wth kiddo take that off”
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Tom and his neck beard friends 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*the
Kat kit 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
That way, You can eat it but you can't enjoy it ... and it'll curse your stomach hope you die
Only boys know this one ;) 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn
Surprised in a good way 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Danm these anime recommendations
Weather updates >>> Better memory management 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its so annoying like it activates when you hover your mouse over it, even just a little.
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How lucky are you? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Nooooooo. Just say "your vision is partially reduced" pls it hurts
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Arrest the year? 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Oh god, i gotta show my degeneracy here. It.. it says loli my guys.
Gamers are always loyal 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Looks like the mouse hel.... argh nvm
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How lucky are you? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Don’t phrase it like that. Please.
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Nicholas Cage believes he’s cursed for living there 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You know what Adam my man, I am now officially your grammer nazi.
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*I've
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I can always count on my homie 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I'm always here guys.
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Operation Pony Point South, circa ???????? 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Now I want to learn how to do braids, just in case
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Sorry for bad quality made on phone 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But then they started making more ridiculous recipes so that Gordon would notice
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Yo don't judge me, it's not my mess.. 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Whoa! Whisky?! ...wait, you serious right?
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Edit: I saw the video in HD and confirmed.
· Edited 3 years ago
Yo don't judge me, it's not my mess.. 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, hyperlapse, delicious.
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Okay but what did you pour in the shot glass?
Is this true though? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Not sure about the fire but yea almost
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