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Uh oh they are there to arrest me 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But we still searched and on and on.
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Hmm... Thicc post! 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago · Edited 3 years ago
Censorship is truth 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Blow my mind
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It’s wouldn’t be the first time 24 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Meow
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When the DS ruled the world 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
When will they come to India man
Enjoy your cookie! 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ahh, Danke
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An actual pic of me 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah, let us help you with that. You’re welcome.
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My son doing what the sign says haha 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The weather looks nice and cool
Dessert - Mousse & Genoise 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*heavy breathing*
It’s wouldn’t be the first time 24 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
That was me you dumbass :>>
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It do be a game 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ah I see, you both prefer the bucket as well
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Wat 15 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And for the next weeks, the friend kept reminding me how I was not a good man and he couldn't gotten arse fucked if other boys had not joined in.
Wat 15 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Once on the independence day ceremony, girls from my class were dancing on the stage. Everyone was clapping to the beat. So i turn to my friend and say "ey man.... whistle" and the fucker goes " .......... good idea" and so he does, the only guy whistling to girls dancing on a folk/patriotic song.
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10 secs later, almost every guy in the row is whistling. Or more accurately, howling. And those who couldn't whistle were laughing like shits.
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After the ceremony the boys were disciplined by the DP and the principal.
We reach our class, girls(performers) are complaining how boys are ill mannered.
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Best day.
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Now you see i didn't anticipate this, i told him to whistle because he was the only one in the class who could.
This review on Amazon 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The internet
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Is metalman still around? I feel like he should see this. 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And he shows up
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Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Shouldn't lust be February?
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Für das Vaterland! Vs. Для Родины! 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
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Wat 15 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I went to public school, and yes it was hella weird
Deadpool stonks 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Bruhhhhh
But was it good 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
"And you're talking too much"
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"Be less white," they preach tolerance, but if you change your race, they fight 26 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
If i identify as a cat will i still have to work?
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