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You Can't Handle It 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
It isnt funny. This is serious y’all
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I want to clear one thing: there is NO door on the front.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You....
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@cakelover tell them, its about time.
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xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*deep breath* I wish to remain pure, now sod off
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Keeping it in the family 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Rotten intestines, testicle black as coal man thats truly terrifying, i hope the guy was exaggerating
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xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Who liked her comment!?
WHO FUCKING LIKED HER COMMENT ARGHHGG!!!!
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Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
@Novelus, we can fix that you know, just keep commenting.
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Edit: I think I just lost my star too lmao
Edit2: well that was fast haha
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Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
But they fail to save the president and blame each other so they run for presidency
What happened to it 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Whoa 10 to 15 years!!
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I think i surprised my car, its exclamating all over on the dash. Haha nice feature
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Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And it turns out that as kids they were in the same orphanage but ran away separately at some point.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn I've never even had fish man.
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What does fish smell like?
Isn't that awesome? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
YAY!!
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Homeboy was a straight up hermit 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Shit man i really got confused with son and sun wtf
Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The police cuffs them together and get them in the car, they run away something idk i dont write stories
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Married couple appeared in the same photo as teenagers 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yea that was kimi no nawa
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Love it 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Butt to butt
Homeboy was a straight up hermit 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Our sun is gay
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Torches 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Never 3
I feel like boomer 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
@memesgobrrr explan!
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I don't know what i expected
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Someone teach me driving pls
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Who wouldnt?! Its a tiny cow! 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
cow 八(^~^)
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Except I’m not a dude 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
These memes kinda make me sad
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I love dogs 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Cats: oi pit that bag down and carry me. Can’t walk anymore.
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