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xlaxxine


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Fly like the wind, bullseye! 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Sit like a flamingo in my ass
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Guess the country... 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
....*looks at the number plate*
It’s the epitome of sadness 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*hisses*
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It’s the epitome of sadness 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I AM NOT YOUR PET
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Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You found Australia?
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The metric system makes no sense, how do you even walk on meters 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
So thats it huh? Our last meme is a foot fetish meme
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FEMALE!!! 21 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Skirt
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You can only understand this with a big brain 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You just taught me binary
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EDIT: what about 69 to binary?
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Pretty sure 80% watched Pokémon as the first anime 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Kochikame
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Sign me the *** up for the house with the hunky shark 6 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Our school had a house system for whatever reasons, we were divided into 4 seasons.
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Theyre very cute 14 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
"Tf AAAA"
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Florida man beats atm for giving him too much money 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Florida man punches girlfriend in the face with a burrito
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He just want to play 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Thats the punishment
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A text 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am that friend. Beware
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Nintendo character 16 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Reggie
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My main travel ukulele (Nova U mini) 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Oi oi this is sick!!!!
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Angy indeed 13 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wait who are the MAPs? (couldn't Google)
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Know your toilets 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
We were playing battle royale before it was famous.
Bad Art Time: Self Portrait 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Don't ruin my emotional moment with jack
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If you want to know why god created hell, read if you dare 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its entirely made up of those blacklist tags
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Bad Art Time: Self Portrait 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Okay i just figured out that you drew a trashcan :( maybe a joke but still i have to say you made my day when you uploaded that spite cereal video, and that whole game gifting thing, and i have fun when we chat. Will never forget you man.
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And I'll fucking kill you if you tell me thats not a trashcan but a guy wearing a overcoat and a hat showing his back.
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If the bots won’t post 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wooow im going to the Himalayas
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My eyes 4 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Who is the winner here?
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Ukulele acquisition syndrome is a real thing 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Show me yours and I'll rip two strings off my guitar
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Ukulele acquisition syndrome is a real thing 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You know what show us your ukelele collection @op
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