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xlaxxine


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Hot Cage 5 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
@e take it easy on this one okay?
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Shrek isn’t love Shrek isn’t life.
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Ice cream sandwiches should look like ice cream sandwiches 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
So you're telling me your irish ass doesn't drink. Getoutahere
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Happy pam noises 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Es. I live there.
Happy pam noises 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I would fight with you guys but just today I saw multiple cows and a kid shit on the street so idekm.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Grab my hand and make me happy.
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:3
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Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Holyshit: Omfg
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Fly like the wind, bullseye! 10 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Sit like a flamingo in my ass
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Guess the country... 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
....*looks at the number plate*
It’s the epitome of sadness 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
*hisses*
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It’s the epitome of sadness 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I AM NOT YOUR PET
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Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
You found Australia?
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The metric system makes no sense, how do you even walk on meters 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
So thats it huh? Our last meme is a foot fetish meme
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FEMALE!!! 21 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Skirt
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You can only understand this with a big brain 6 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
You just taught me binary
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EDIT: what about 69 to binary?
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Pretty sure 80% watched Pokémon as the first anime 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Kochikame
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Sign me the *** up for the house with the hunky shark 6 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Our school had a house system for whatever reasons, we were divided into 4 seasons.
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Theyre very cute 14 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
"Tf AAAA"
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Florida man beats atm for giving him too much money 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Florida man punches girlfriend in the face with a burrito
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He just want to play 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Thats the punishment
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A text 1 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I am that friend. Beware
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Nintendo character 16 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Reggie
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My main travel ukulele (Nova U mini) 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Oi oi this is sick!!!!
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Angy indeed 13 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Wait who are the MAPs? (couldn't Google)
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