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xlaxxine


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So there's actually people out there who aren't able to visualize imagery 10 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I always thought i had low imagination/creativity power, or maybe thats one of its symptoms. Man.
I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I put a spell on you and now that I'm in charge of you I will go out with your mother and sister to make friends.
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Oh wow ..... ok
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Damn bro 8 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Uh huh
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Donut the cat 19 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
What a nice name.
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John Cena after spending too much time in the sun 4 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
*ahem*
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He looks ruff 5 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Apologise.
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Waterfall a bit away from where I live 15 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
DIIIVEEE
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Yes indeed I have found my people 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
That isn’t the 17th commandment shithead.
This is the 18th commandment. Make war.
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Please,just stop ir Rockstar 3 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Gotta go in style?
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Tis' the season 15 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Damn kids man, i both hate and love this time of year
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Fillosuffee 4 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Where Is your feet pic stash nelson?
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Ice cream sandwiches should look like ice cream sandwiches 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I knew it.... you’re addicted to ice cream
Hot Cage 5 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
@e take it easy on this one okay?
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Shrek isn’t love Shrek isn’t life.
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Ice cream sandwiches should look like ice cream sandwiches 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
So you're telling me your irish ass doesn't drink. Getoutahere
· Edited 2 years ago
Happy pam noises 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Es. I live there.
Happy pam noises 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
I would fight with you guys but just today I saw multiple cows and a kid shit on the street so idekm.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Grab my hand and make me happy.
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:3
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Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Holyshit: Omfg
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Fly like the wind, bullseye! 10 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
Sit like a flamingo in my ass
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Guess the country... 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
....*looks at the number plate*
It’s the epitome of sadness 7 comments
xlaxxine · 2 years ago
*hisses*
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