Damn true 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I always start down one path and if it seems to be going on for too long I turn around and take the other path and hope it has the dead end and whatever random item I'll never use at the end of it
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10 fun facts 3 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
You absolutely can count your hair, it would just take a ridiculously long amount of time
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The motivation I deserved but did not need 4 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I'm assuming the images they were supposed to be projecting were related to the presentation and probably relevant to what was being said, so I imagine continuing WHILE they were projected would not only not make sense in the scheme of the presentation, it would likely cause the teacher to call a Halt to the entire thing
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Just a few tips 12 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
They won't be little kids anymore, then, though. So them commuting isn't as big a deal.
A lot of schools for younger kids have multiple grades, meaning you're usually there at least several years with your kid going to that school, at which point the family may have another kid, or may be ready to move sometime in the future anyway. Either way, they had a better reason to be there afterwards rather than just displacing those families because you want faster snow removal
A lot of schools for younger kids have multiple grades, meaning you're usually there at least several years with your kid going to that school, at which point the family may have another kid, or may be ready to move sometime in the future anyway. Either way, they had a better reason to be there afterwards rather than just displacing those families because you want faster snow removal
It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I didn't actually find the post particularly funny when I originally saw it so I never saved it, and given how people title the posts with nothing that remotely indicates what they're about, search function is somewhat useless. -shrug-
It's not like reposts are uncommon. it was in the last 2 months iirc.
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It's not like reposts are uncommon. it was in the last 2 months iirc.
Just a few tips 12 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Or you could let parents buy houses close to schools so the kids don't have hellishly long commutes on dangerous roads? That used to be a thing.
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Use a condom. Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
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Use a condom. Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
Just a few tips 12 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I'm assuming the first bit of advice is for a girl you've been dating awhile or your confident will be interested in sleeping with you on the first date? Can honestly say I've never given that any kind of thought- I'd pick the day that's less likely to interfere with all the other stuff going on in my life.
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Changing the font on the commas/periods would make your paper BIGGER, not longer. So if you're after word count, not sure I see this working.
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Getting the haircut the day before your driver's licence is putting a lot of faith on the idea you're going to be very happy with the haircut you got.
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Reading Cosmo for sex tips is like reading playboy for the biographies.
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The movie/dinner thing implies you're not the kind of person to snack at a movie. If you are, you may have just ruined your dinner. But at least you'll have something to talk about.
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Changing the font on the commas/periods would make your paper BIGGER, not longer. So if you're after word count, not sure I see this working.
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Getting the haircut the day before your driver's licence is putting a lot of faith on the idea you're going to be very happy with the haircut you got.
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Reading Cosmo for sex tips is like reading playboy for the biographies.
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The movie/dinner thing implies you're not the kind of person to snack at a movie. If you are, you may have just ruined your dinner. But at least you'll have something to talk about.
Best haircut a dog could ever want! 6 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Your dog now bears an uncomfortable resemblance to a mouldy grape that has grown legs and achieved sentience. Which is arguably the worst kind of mouldy grape around
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You're pregnant? 9 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Emily's twin doesn't even warrant her own name. Her entire identity is based on how much she looks like Emily
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FunSubstance on a bathroom stall 6 comments
Its not verified because nobody survived 10 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I'm sure there have been verified attacks of human beings on snow leopards, though
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At a corn maze 7 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
The more I learn about corn mazes, the more I'm wondering why people keep going into corn mazes
The definitive answer is "yes". 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
"Because I could not stop for Death –
He kindly stopped for me –
The Carriage held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality.
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We slowly drove – He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility –
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We passed the School, where Children strove
At Recess – in the Ring –
We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain –
We passed the Setting Sun –
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Or rather – He passed us –
The Dews drew quivering and chill –
For only Gossamer, my Gown –
My Tippet – only Tulle –
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We paused before a House that seemed
A Swelling of the Ground –
The Roof was scarcely visible –
The Cornice – in the Ground –
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Since then – 'tis Centuries – and yet
Feels shorter than the Day
I first surmised the Horses' Heads
Were toward Eternity."
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He kindly stopped for me –
The Carriage held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality.
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We slowly drove – He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility –
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We passed the School, where Children strove
At Recess – in the Ring –
We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain –
We passed the Setting Sun –
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Or rather – He passed us –
The Dews drew quivering and chill –
For only Gossamer, my Gown –
My Tippet – only Tulle –
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We paused before a House that seemed
A Swelling of the Ground –
The Roof was scarcely visible –
The Cornice – in the Ground –
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Since then – 'tis Centuries – and yet
Feels shorter than the Day
I first surmised the Horses' Heads
Were toward Eternity."
The definitive answer is "yes". 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Well, that with the cube line is from the P0rtal games (it's written in graffiti on one of the walls). The original verse is a poem by Emily Dickinson: "Because I could not stop for death"
At a corn maze 7 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
"Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left over from the previous weekend."
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Sooooo someone gets lost on Friday night, they're stuck there roughly 5 days? Or, best case scenario, someone gets lost on Sunday, they're stuck 3 days?
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Sooooo someone gets lost on Friday night, they're stuck there roughly 5 days? Or, best case scenario, someone gets lost on Sunday, they're stuck 3 days?
The definitive answer is "yes". 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Because I could not stop for death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The cube had food and maybe ammo,
And immortality.
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He kindly stopped for me;
The cube had food and maybe ammo,
And immortality.
Nerves to your teeth 17 comments
Any tips on recipes for BBQ of domestic birds? 15 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
You could say she ruled the roost, then, haha. Oddly it usually seems the female animals end up being more dominant (at least that I've owned)
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Failed nine times 10 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I was half expecting the loin king to come up as a porn, but instead it's a song, a book, and a t-shirt about how to carve up Simba for meat
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Any tips on recipes for BBQ of domestic birds? 15 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Ofc, I wasn't trying to say they make bad pets at all, or that they're not affectionate. They're actually the opposite-- they're super social and loving and needy, but a lot of people don't fully comprehend how they interact or what they need which can cause issues.
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That's a really sweet story also :) it sounds like she had a happy life
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That's a really sweet story also :) it sounds like she had a happy life
Nerves to your teeth 17 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I'm not trying to take sides here, but is there a chance your mom could be right?
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