That's what friends are for 26 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I really wanted to say that sounds like a terrible idea, and yet now I think I'd probably do it, too
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That's what friends are for 26 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Aha that's okay, that's actually kind of awesome haha. Pretty much every place I go online people assume I'm a guy. It's never bothered me. The legacy continues! x)
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I actually only recently learned that @guest_ is male (I think? I think they said that in a post, but now that I'm saying it I have all the doubts -_-). Which I kind of thought they might be but was never sure
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I actually only recently learned that @guest_ is male (I think? I think they said that in a post, but now that I'm saying it I have all the doubts -_-). Which I kind of thought they might be but was never sure
The pilot was amazed at the fact that the helicopter he had received for missions was the 4 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
"The pilot was amazed at the fact that the helicopter he had received for missions was the same that made him want his job from the beginning."
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https://where.com/gag/a83p5O1/the-pilot-was-amazed-at-the-fact-that-the-helicopter-he-had-received-for-missions-was-the-same-that-made-him-want-his-job-from-the-beginning/amp
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Lmao it censored the link ffs. Replace the "where" with 9-gag without the "-"
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https://where.com/gag/a83p5O1/the-pilot-was-amazed-at-the-fact-that-the-helicopter-he-had-received-for-missions-was-the-same-that-made-him-want-his-job-from-the-beginning/amp
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Lmao it censored the link ffs. Replace the "where" with 9-gag without the "-"
That's what friends are for 26 comments
U S A 16 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
They don't really rule us, but technically Canada, New Zealand, and Australia are still part of the Monarchy iirc. Which mostly means an unprecedented amount of people get excited when one of the royals gets pregnant.
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That's what friends are for 26 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Probably try and adjust to walking with things suddenly dangling where things ought not to dangle. And mourn my breasts. And hope people still recognize me and don't assume I'm some creepy stranger
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Also- pee standing up
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Also- pee standing up
Eraligape xuldour sounys 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
W-ell the alien is supposed to be based off of what is more or less the equivalent of a penis-monster.
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It was inspired by "Necronom IV" by H R Giger (as well as some of his other works).
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How safe for work this image is depends slightly on how much trouble the term "penis monster" might get you in:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GbGDGThVMAo/SpcbMme3VoI/AAAAAAAAAKE/q7RPtbOzJnI/s1600/necronom_iv.jpg
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All that said, I'm not sure where this leaves our little fishy friends
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It was inspired by "Necronom IV" by H R Giger (as well as some of his other works).
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How safe for work this image is depends slightly on how much trouble the term "penis monster" might get you in:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GbGDGThVMAo/SpcbMme3VoI/AAAAAAAAAKE/q7RPtbOzJnI/s1600/necronom_iv.jpg
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All that said, I'm not sure where this leaves our little fishy friends
Let's keep them fat so no one else will want them! 15 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
So, in my experience, sometimes when someone posts a new comment it appears directly below a previous comment and has a blue bar beside it that can give it the illusion of being a reply. Possibly that's what's caused the confusion here
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It's 2018, just wear deodorant! 30 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
That actually can really fuck up the vagina and make them more prone to infections. But I guess if he likes the smell of bread that's not a huge problem for him
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I was given a drone for my birthday recently so I decided to take an aerial shot of the 10 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Tried to find out what it's actually a pic of since the title bots can't be bothered.
Got this result:
"'Finley Lake up in the Cameron Lake area on the reservation. Just one of. '"
Got this result:
"'Finley Lake up in the Cameron Lake area on the reservation. Just one of. '"
And only 3 episodes on top of that! 6 comments
Mathematical limerick 2 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
"A one and a one and a one
And a one and a one and a one
And a one and a one
And a one and a one
Equal ten. That’s how adding is done."
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And a one and a one and a one
And a one and a one
And a one and a one
Equal ten. That’s how adding is done."
We all go through changes 7 comments
And a delicious steak sauce was what they gave us 7 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I think I addressed this the last time it was posted, but iirc key points were:
-this sauce isn't American in origin
-it's actually at least 30 years older than the year on that label
-It was originally created for King George IV by chef Henderson William Brand
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-this sauce isn't American in origin
-it's actually at least 30 years older than the year on that label
-It was originally created for King George IV by chef Henderson William Brand
Eraligape xuldour sounys 8 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
If that's what I think it is, it's a "Viper Dogfish Shark," and how much it resembles a Xenomorph's tongue depends largely on the angle:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SZsDZqzV--/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_675,q_80,w_1200/yypnlcyr7ofi7mtbjqx7.jpg
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https://www.brecorder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/viper-dogfish.jpg
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https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SZsDZqzV--/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_675,q_80,w_1200/yypnlcyr7ofi7mtbjqx7.jpg
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https://www.brecorder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/viper-dogfish.jpg
The current state of Youtube 2 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Apparently there's an entire side of YouTube ive never stepped foot anywhere near. I'm not about to go there now
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I 'm Right 14 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Sorry the comment is split like this- FunSub is giving me endless grief atm for some reason. Had to rewrite the comment 4 times and it still was bitching at me
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I 'm Right 14 comments
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Had the AI continued to run I imagine it would have begun to display elements of racism as well.
Basically the input data told the Artificial Intelligence that we value white males above all other candidates because they, historically, have held the most "successful" military careers.
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Basically the input data told the Artificial Intelligence that we value white males above all other candidates because they, historically, have held the most "successful" military careers.