I'm sincerely glad :)

Came yacht?

I wonder if we can get forks banned in China.. Like Winnie the pooh

How curious

I knew you could do it. Also Mars looks depressing as hell.

I considered googling It myself but you do it better. And also I'm lazy

I considered tagging you but you were already here and happy

I read it more as "reeeeeeeeeeeee" but at the end of the day it's all the same

You're an octopus that has become airborne. Seems pretty amazing to me.

I can imagine. Luckily you only have to do that the one time, though

@jasonmon since you like these types of poems, here's a new one. PS I don't expect you to comment, just tagging you on the off chance this "sparks joy"

Didn't know she'd done that. Which isn't surprise since I know nothing about her

As long as you stand your ground (middle or otherwise) it's a lot harder for them to take it from you. You gave your reasons.
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Someone screaming "I'm offended" at you doesn't make you wrong or mean you owe them anything - including an apology. And this is coming from a Canadian -- you KNOW how much joy we take in apologizing for everything.

Just to clarify: Celeste took 6400 deaths, or coming out to your mom?