Xvarnah

xvarnah

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That's a lot of damage 6 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Punching him seems excessive
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Or can they? 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Leave your kids at home and they can't molest any of us
Save money with this one weird trick 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You're clearly unfamiliar with Steam
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I can hear Pictures!!!! 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Valve
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The top part 10 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
So what you're saying is the solution is dick removal?
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Naps in the hood 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I'm truly glad to hear that :) haha I kind of rushed it so I wasn't even sure if it was coherent
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1942 (Colourised) 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
^ I actually learned that last big from my Muslim friend when I caught him carefully reading the ingredients of gummy sharks to make sure there was no pork in them
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This Cub is about to learn a valuable lesson 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Or that dad is
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In fivek 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Blast Offk
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truth 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I had a minor stroke attempting and now I figure it should have been obvious
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Laughed way harder then I should 6 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I just thought they were jacks.
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.... So what happens if you don't get the joke but also have no friends? Asking for a friend.
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Literally 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Well he won't have to worry about spooning her ever again if he does
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DC movie vs DC Serie 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You might be a little bias
Don't drive safely 6 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
DoD N't
RV IE
(Safely, though)
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Thanksgiving should be fun 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You've heard of "it's a me, Mario" get ready for...
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The top part 10 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I mean, that's fine, right up until your leg is squashing someone else into a corner, or sticking to THEIR leg instead.
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This shouldn't even be a controversy. Sit how is comfortable until it imposes on others, and then be courteous
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Don't invade others' personal space, don't pile 50 shopping bags on the seats, don't put your feet on the seats, give the incapacitated seats first, preheat the oven to 350 degrees, cough into your elbow, don't shove people getting on/off the bus/train, thank the driver (if you feel like it)
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In short: don't be a dick and everyone will be fine
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Madlad kid 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I'm fairly certain he can be charged with a few crimes himself, depending on what transpired between them. Given his age and the nature of the situation he likely won't be, but it's still a possibility. Forced confinement and assault sound like they'd make the list.
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On the one hand anyone who attempts to seek out a child for sex deserves to be stopped. On the other hand there have been several instances of pedophile hunters doing way more harm than good. Especially when they misidentify their target.
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Naps in the hood 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I'm glad you liked it haha :)
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If you don't get it - you won't get it 9 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Some. Body. Once. Told.
Me. The. World. Is.
Gonna. Roll. Me.
I. Ain't. The.
Sharpest. Tool. In. The.
Shed.
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Naps in the hood 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
My nose is grey
Just liek my fur
You give me pats
I give you purrs
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Am growing still
Will hunt the mouse
Bring hoomans gifts
(They throw them out)
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Will scratch the chair
Run room to room
Sits in box
Make time to groom
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For now am smol
Just pounce on toes
Make tiny mews
And boop the nose
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Play with the string
Give hand a lick
Play so hard
Get tired so quick
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The hooman's warm
The hood is deep
I curl right up
In hood I sleep
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The father of the true mastermind 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You forgot Abe
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No one read dis 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
*Skype running by in the background*
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Flintstones were way ahead of their time 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
He's concentrating on driving
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quote 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
He just telepaths his thoughts at people
quote 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Are you judging his life choices?
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