Yeah idk wtf this nonsense is about. They've literally been historically documented in several different cultures - not all of which are made up of black people. People are just desperate to be offended these days.
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Also not really sure how this is different from someone straightening their hair for that matter but I'm sure someone will be along to splain how offensive that is shortly

I'm not mentally mature enough to handle famousone's comment

@aviva I see what you did there lol

Alright one of us has Two extremely specific fetishes.

Pretty sure this is how Bethesda graphics work

His name is Nilson Izaias and apparently as a result of this he now has close to or over 1 million subscribers. Not sure if he's still writing them down or not though lol

Lieutenant Sarcasm reporting for duty

If you hard, then you hard

I have it on good authority that for every average teenage male in the world there is guaranteed at least ONE harem consisting of no less than three anime girls, at least one of whom has a 67% chance of being a cat
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Also included in your starter pack:
-1 pair of size triple F breasts with the capacity to suffocate a grown man
-several jars of convenient breezes to keep skirts blowing up at opportune moments
-approximately 3000 pairs of panties
-No less than 1 of each of the following:
....-A school girl outfit
....-A sexy battle swimsuit
....-Tiny towel that becomes significantly harder to hold up when in the proximity of a male
....-Maid outfit, complete with apron
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And finally:
-Not nearly enough Kleenex to ever deal with all the nosebleeds

Indeed. I tried to keep it as watered down as possible since literally every aspect of it has the potential to be inject the kind of trauma into your life you can't unsee.
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And just as an aside - referencing back to lolita/lolicon's usage in Japan: the male equivalent is shota/shotacon. Just to spare anyone having to Google that later as well.

More than Eddy, less than you

I still have all my tendons intact

That's what they want you to think

Bold of you to assume I have flesh

I've got eyes everywhere

Are you saying I wouldn't be useful as a ghost??

You're not my real doctor

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