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Patrick Mahomes pays it forward 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
He's a football quarterback that plays for Kansas City and is widely becoming revered as something of a superstar. Once Tom Brady retires it will likely be all eyes on Maholmes (although a lot of them are on him already)
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Grateful 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
What about teens?
Grateful 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
If you're going to try it for the first time for the love of god only put a little in your mouth to start with because if you don't like it and you just shove tons of it in your mouth it's already too late
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But he was a good boy 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
It was a good dog, brent
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Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Half are perspective I suppose, the other half are entirely incorrect
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Grateful 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Which is weird because it's also apparently the closest meat to human flesh from the accounts I've heard about
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Grateful 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You're not crazy. In my entire family my mother is the only one who doesn't think it tastes like soap. It also apparently tastes like bed bugs and I have no idea what unfortunate soul proved that theory
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Netflix we saw you 15 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
We don't do that here
Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I remember being very confused about it, and upon looking it up, I still am. Has something to do with being a slim, hairy, gay guy.
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I should point out, I believe the user was drunk at the time
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Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Oh I vaguely remember a former user mentioning wolves and such. He called me and another user otters also
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Grateful 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Because it tastes like soap
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Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
What's a man bear? Cause I'm cool with the bear part
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Mr Brightside. It started out as a tax cut, how did it end up like this? 6 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
He actually performs it on YouTube apparently
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Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'm not even a Dom so idk how that happened. Can I exchange one for a puppy? I think that would work better for all involved
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Oh no 28 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
How the hell did I get a furry?
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David Attenborough is secretly Thanos 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Yes, they tried that in China. And India
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Are you certain sir? 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
And I am no longer asking for you to heck off
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Gray Fullbuster cosplay (Jay-em Sison) 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Lol I probably posted the other guy pics too. But people seem entirely supportive of the girl pics so can't see them having a reason to complain in the reverse
Chickadee-dee-dee 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Someone I used to know who lives in a warmer climate didn't understand why I adore little birds in the winter, particularly chickadees. Well this is (a big part of) why.
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When it gets cold they all get very fat and fluffy and hang out on the ends of branches and look like adorable little fuzzy ping-pong balls.
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One nice thing about the social isolation - the birds are becoming a lot bolder. Two separate mornings ive headed out to a big old raven croaking away to her friend somewhere and a few dozen sparrows bopping about in a bush so entirely too small for them the entire thing is vibrating from their chirping
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Chickadee-dee-dee 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Am Littel Birb
Naem Chick-a-dee
Stay Up So High
Can't Tred On Me
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In Tree Above
On Branch Am Sat
Hunt For The Noms
(Avoid The Cat)
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When Winter Come
Birbs Fly Away
But I Don't Mind
So Here I Stay
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Can Keep So Warm
Inside My Poof
Birb Is Now Gone
Am Now A Floof
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Gray Fullbuster cosplay (Jay-em Sison) 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
The bots did not post this pic, I did. And don't get me wrong, it's a decent cosplay as simple as it is. But the bots are always posting pics of people that have no reason to exist other than the person in them is sexy/attractive etc. So I decided to play a game where I'd start responding with pics of the opposite gender when they do that.
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But so far, since I started, they've never posted a guy. Or at least never that I've seen. So I've never had the opportunity to post a girl. Idk what they have against men, seems oddly sexist on their part (<- yes this is a joke people)
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Subtile pushing for gifts 6 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
You can shine like silver all you want
But you're just aluminum
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Gray Fullbuster cosplay (Jay-em Sison) 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Another day, and my battle with the bots continues. I'm still waiting for the day they actually post a guy so I can respond to that with a girl, but it seems they don't want to trade
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This hits home hard my dudes 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I don't know how, but I misread that as "breathe underwater while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life"
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Why not both? 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Weren't the statues largely originally painted in vibrant colors as well?