You can check out anyone you like but
You can never leave

There once was a ship that put to sea
And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow
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She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow
.
Before the boat had hit the water
The whale's tail came up and caught her
All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
When she dived down below
.
No line was cut, no whale was freed;
The Captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the whaleman's creed;
She took that ship in tow
.
For forty days, or even more
The line went slack, then tight once more
All boats were lost, there were only four
But still that whale did go
.
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on;
The line's not cut and the whale's not gone
The Wellerman makes his a regular call
To encourage the Captain, crew, and all
.
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done

@famousone @adam44 [@CakeLover @thatguyyouknow]
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In preparation for this comment section's de-evolution, my brain has created an odd mash-up combination of "ain't no rest for the triggered" and "send in the clowns"

The recycling?

But the white eggs are getting into more kitchens by pretending to be brown

Met Billy Boyd and Sean Astin before. Really nice guys for all of the 120 seconds I got to know em

Be a lot easier if they stopped firing qualified people for not being medical experiments

Y'all really hate conservatives don't ya lol