You're her favorite?

I'm alright. What's wrong?

Well this went places quckly

Fortunately there aren't too many opportunities for it to be used this literally, but damn if it doesn't fit lol

Are you?

That's not how spanking works

Quite a few things probably

Did you just assume my genitals?

I might need some sleep

How's the indecision taste?

Well they are more closely related to cats than canines, but they aren't actually "cats" all the way through

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."

Crap, he's on to me, boyz

To be heard over the storm and the whale and the captain and the wellerman, of course

I'm in this post

I'm the tree

Yeah we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets

She said:
"Are you crazy?
You don't even know me"
I said:
"I know, but I'd like to change that soon,
Hopefully"
Yeah, we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed to act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets
.
And I would be lying if I said that things
Would never get rough
And all this cliche motivation,
It could never be enough
I could stand here all night
Trying to convince you
But what good would that do?
My offer stands,
And you must choose
"All right, you win, but I only give you one night
To prove yourself to be better than my attempt at flight
I swear to god if you hurt me I will leap
I will toss myself from these very cliffs
And you'll never see it coming"
.
"Settle, precious,
I know what you're going through
Just ten minutes before you got here I was gonna jump too"

Lyrics:
Fade in, start the scene
Enter beautiful girl
But things are not what they seem
As we stand at the edge of the world
.
"Excuse me, sir,
But I have plans to die tonight
Oh, and you are directly in my way
And I bet you're gonna say it's not right"
My reply:
"Excuse me, miss
But do you have the slightest clue
Of exactly what you just said to me
And exactly who you're talking to?"
.
She said:
"I don't care, - You don't even know me"
I said:
"I know but I'd like to change that soon,
Hopefully"
Yeah, we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed to act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets
.
"You make it sound so easy to be alive
But tell me, how am I supposed to seize this day
When everything inside me has died?"
My reply:
"Trust me, girl
I know your legs are pleading to leap
But I offer you this easy choice-
Instead of dying, living with me"

And I'll do it again