-Your car can actually grow its own seatbelts but if it does that we'll force you to install our seatbelts anyway, regardless of the fact that your seatbelts are far more effective and we've admitted ours don't work
-you can ride the bus wherever you need to go, provided you prove you have one of our seatbelts in your car

Woke: I guess the only thing we really disagree about is I think white people are the root of all evil
Racist: but what did I tell you though? If we can narrow that down to a certain group of tiny-hatted white people I THINK we can come to an understanding
Woke: ...TECHNICALLY I don't consider Jewish people white bec--
Racist: Neither do I!

No it's not what? You didn't really give an introduction to what you're talking about here

You cannot have a dialogue about these situations because they have deliberately changed the definitions to make themselves less culpable and distract from what's going on.
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Which, imo, if the product they're selling actually did what it's supposed to do, they wouldn't have any reason to be pulling this Orwellian bullshit in the first place.

It's not actually all that possible when the powers that be are regularly changing the definitions of words to make it impossible TO articulate.
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Vaccine used to more or less mean a treatment that would offer immunity to a virus. Usually a virus that is deadly or debilitating for large swathes of the population.
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Now it means an untested treatment with unlisted ingredients that only POSSIBLY offers some reduction in symptoms, and must be re-administered as often as the powers that be (who have lied repeatedly) say so. It also means you any alternative methods of treatment will be not just cautioned against, but banned, mislabeled, and cost doctors their jobs for so much as discussing. Failure to comply with this treatment for any reason will justify your removal from society.

If I haven't said it recently, your unique brand of chaos is one of my favourite things on this website

He seems pretty tired right now so I think we've got some time

It did get the point across with what you were working with haha
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Honestly thinking about it just as a stand-alone concept unconnected to covid now and it sounds like some sort of bizarre Black Mirror episode that got cancelled where people are lining up to get injections to widen their staircases and make other minor modifications to their houses and the world around them. Idk what the dark twist at the end would be but

There is absolutely zero reason to call me out in this manner

Happy_Frog: these damn people I don't like and the way they always start shit.
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Also happy_frog: -comments on literally every remotely political post they see, as well as anytime anyone he notices someone he doesn't like making a comment, often specifically for no other reason than to engage in mud-slinging, while occasionally using passive-aggression to drag people uninvolved into the fight-
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Self-awareness is negative 9000 and, sugar, it's going down bitching

I hate to be a diffendoofer, but Dr Seuss would disagree

But I also think you taste good so it balances out

I keep seeing supportive messages from people in places like Hong Kong and Holland and it's just amazing.
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Didn't expect Canada to be the spark for all of this, but it's damn amazing to see it happening

My point being, again:
If you gather all your information on these vaccines and you decide you want it in your body: Godspeed.
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But stop demanding anyone else do the same. There's more than enough reason to be concerned

Gotta say that while I understand what you were saying,the staircase narrowing thing was one of the strangest concepts I've tried to picture in awhile.
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Still, when the original comparison laid out in the post is batshit ridiculous, you work with what you got
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But yeah, you pretty much said it. 99% of people against the vaccine don't care if YOU want to get it. They just want you to stop trying to force them to get it.
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And let's not forget multiple sources have stated the vaccines do not arrive with the ingredients listed anywhere on them; we were lied to about the ingredients openly; pharmaceutical companies have stated (both on and off the record) that the vaccines are not effective, and not AS effective as natural immunity. They've lied repeatedly about the statistics connected to covid
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They won't even acknowledge alternate methods of treatment - actively condemned them, actually. And they won't acknowledge the risks involved in the vaccine or the deaths caused so far.

Had no idea, but thank you for what you do
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It's also such a relief to see people finally actually putting their foot down and saying "here's the fucking line. Just try and cross it."
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Also don't forget: Trudeau tested negative for covid first, then said he was going to quarantine anyway according to guidelines that don't exist. Only when he was called out did he suddenly test positive for covid

My brain still doesn't think that looks right. My brain is gaslighting itself

Idk if I spelled hailed right and it's going to bother me but not enough to Google it

That's the spirit! Don't let them keep you down

Are you talking about Willy wonka? Fauci? Or green day?
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Cause if you're talking Fauci I'm gonna politely disagree on the "all he does is try and help" front

The entire comparison is honestly ridiculous either way because covid19 (assuming that's what the post is about) is not a fundamental undeniable physics law that impacts literally everything in the known universe in one way or another.
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Covid19 also doesn't have anywhere close to the casualty and death rate of jumping out of an airplane with no parachute.
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It also implies that at some point the OP lived and functioned in a gravity-free world, which is honestly a far more intriguing talking point because how the fuck did they pull that off

That was quite a mouthful of nothing?
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Especially considering i don't think anyone here took the stance so far that they are not being used as part of a political narrative... closest would be Karl and the Op of the post itself. MeThinks the Guest doth protest too much
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All famous said was what if parachutes had the same failure rate? Would you still trust them?