truth

looks more like huge boobs to me

sniff :*-(

brilliant.

hahahahahahaha

waaaaaaaa

try to understand the frame of mind someone might be in this situation. is it the best thing to do? probably not.... my husband of 5 years whom i had supported through 3 deployments to Iraq screwed around on me, emptied our joint bank account while i was out of work and sent me the divorce papers in the mail. He didn't even have the balls to tell me to my face. i dismantled his Bowflex and threw out all the nuts and bolts. was it right? no. but it sure felt good at the time. i never thought i could be that petty but you never really know how'll you'll react until you're in it.

he's actually an american that moved to Canada. some of us americans are nice too;)

i tried the parking ticket one it didn't work. i just got another one on top of it. lol

i bet he eats his potato in the shower........bye ya'll imma go eat my potato;)

five months later the divers pulled my brothers body up. the only way they could ID him was from dental records and DNA samples from his hair brush. his body was too decomposed to dress him for burial so we wrapped him in his favorite quilt.

are you kidding me?!?!?!?! do you know how long i have been trying to figure out what "her birthday cakes stole the show" is referring to? CAKE (:-D) OMG I'm so happy right now.

what does a puffer fish have that makes them get high?

day-um love your eyes.

really? i just read Uruguay was rated the highest. maybe what i read was out dated.

^thank you

my grandma used to do this. so yummy

i attempted this once....ended up in the ER