Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Post yours! 137 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Such a good book...
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Would have ruined my childhood 4 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Hmmmm.... kill Yoda you cannot.
good guy Odin 14 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
But Odin was a simply terrible father to Loki.
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Since today was the 50th anniversary 35 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
You don't think so?
Since today was the 50th anniversary 35 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
They're all cool.
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Creation of the Periodic Table 3 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
No it wouldn't, why didn't all the blocks disappear?
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Since today was the 50th anniversary 35 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
NO, FUCK YOU!!!
Since today was the 50th anniversary 35 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
EVERYONE fangirled.
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Americans actually have British accents 14 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Shakespeare does NOT sound better in an American accent. Me (as a brit) and my american friend both read a passage to compare, and no.
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Oh, I can't eat you cutekie 16 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
It's princess cookie!
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Oh, white girls... 33 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
I'm a white girl and I have never worn an Ugg boot in my life... And I never will.
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Poor Kevin Jonas 33 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Excuse me, I have been reliably informed that, in fact, they really are related and are indeed brothers.
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Poor Kevin Jonas 33 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
There's like a whole article about how the Jonas Brothers aren't actually even related.
Poor Kevin Jonas 33 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
They aren't actually brothers though :/
Tumblr Yo 11 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
I do!
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Do you do this? 10 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
A picture of Jensen Ackles will NEVER be annoying to look at.
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Feminism 3 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Who doesn't wear a superhero cape? I do... all the time.
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Wise Aang 3 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Preach it
The surgery 10 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
no, it's your eyes
Wrong cheat 12 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Some american form of maths
The s thing 64 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
But that's what makes it great.
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The boy who cried in toy story 9 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
It's "Bad Education". It's on in the UK, so...
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The boy who cried in toy story 9 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
I love this show!
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The s thing 64 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
And the 90's
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This has a net worth of $300k and $50k per episode. Hope for humanity fading 21 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Actually, if you are obese from a young age, then it dramatically reduces life expectancy. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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