Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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at a party with people you hate.... 16 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Bless you for coming out in public.
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Solar system accessory 12 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Viva la Pluto!
The saddest story ever 7 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
And most DEFINITELY John green.
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World travel tattoo 27 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
he's*
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World travel tattoo 27 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Maybe he FROM Europe.
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*high pitched scream* 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Actually, in classic-who he refers to himself as 'doctor who' multiple times and it is only in nu-who that what you said applies.
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High five fellow funsubsters ! You rock ! 28 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I have a touch screen laptop... whoops.
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First world drummer problems 3 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Every damn time!
Han Solo's style 16 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
“Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.”
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Han Solo's style 16 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
And also with you.
I do care =D 397 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Hell yes!
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Thor chair 14 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
ANOTHER!
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Om nom nom nom 18 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
That is either The Symbiote from Spiderman 3, or Leviathan blood.
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Perhaps we're on the equator? 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
No, it's we can't be, 'cause we'd see a big dotted line. The comma and apostrophe are supposed to be there.
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I could watch this all day 16 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
This is sodapressing.
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Whenever I have to reach a word count for an essay 10 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
MUST. NOT. READ. IN. KRONK'S. VOICE... damn!
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Murica 28 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
He made Sleipnir, an 8-legged horse baby, it counts.
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Murica 28 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Loki, no!
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Can we have this? 29 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Like captain Jack.
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Scary and brilliant at the same time 4 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
InterWorld, by Neil Gaiman.
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The tradegy has shifted 8 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Hmmmm... fucking kidding me are you?
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The tradegy has shifted 8 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
I understood that reference.
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How immature are you? 11 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
Hmmmm... good joke I have made, I have?
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How immature are you? 11 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
6.9, good time interrupted by a period.
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How immature are you? 11 comments
yoda · 11 years ago
On a scale of 1- 10, how immature are you? you know the answer.
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