Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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you win this round physics 20 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Noooooo!!! *insert even epic-er but also dramatically sad music*
you win this round physics 20 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I think we posted at the same time.
you win this round physics 20 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
They wouldn't have to. If you think about it, the weight of the buckets holds it up because of the pulleys but also keeps it hanging in midair perfectly stationary.
you win this round physics 20 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I'm sorry but, dare*
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Doctor Who summed up in one picture 7 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
This is literally a quote from the show.
Facts compilation 19 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Yeah, then she went on to be in Doctor Who in that episode that no-one must ever talk about.
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Just imagine the amount of death dear characters. 45 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Nooooo!!! I need my 'ickle Lokes back (yes, the snake was called Loki). *hugs back and takes sparkles*
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Just imagine the amount of death dear characters. 45 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Green tree python. I just... I miss him so much *sniffles*.
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Just imagine the amount of death dear characters. 45 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Awesome. Can you bring back my snake please?
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Just imagine the amount of death dear characters. 45 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I don't know how to tell you this but...
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Natural history museum, London 5 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I planked up that escalator.
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Princess Zelda cosplay 70 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
After a quick google image search, I can definitely say... yup.
Princess Zelda cosplay 70 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Ehhh, I can see that a bit too.
Princess Zelda cosplay 70 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
She looks kinda like Anna Kendrick.
It's like some mental illnesses are becoming badges of honour these days 54 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
The fuck shut up.
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It's like some mental illnesses are becoming badges of honour these days 54 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Wait, people don't read books anymore?
-I don't get out much but I read figuratively (not literally) ALL THE TIME.
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It's like some mental illnesses are becoming badges of honour these days 54 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I hate having OCD, why would people who have no idea about what it's really like even want it? It is hell, but cleaner and tidy.
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Steve Hughes on the week 3 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I know that feel.
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Oh, michael 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
The British one is better in my opinion.
Europe from the sky on new year's eve 7 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
And then were I am (in London) it's like a bomb went off.
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Let's duck 4 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I don't get it. Is rubber like another word for condom or something?
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The only realistic archer 9 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
As another archer, I can verify this.
School time memories 11 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Well, you were right. And now I am seriously reconsidering my career choice if I can't notice that.
School time memories 11 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Yeah. I was just gonna say that but then I realized that maybe they're taking it out.