Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Tiny mechanical insects made out of watch parts 14 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I don't understand the downvotes. I was just stating a fact.
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I would drink them all. 31 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Maleficent though...
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share a coke 12 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Actually there aren't anyway. You can just customize them.
Tiny mechanical insects made out of watch parts 14 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Spiders aren't insects.
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You better tap,you better quit. 25 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
What? How would I do that? I'm not particularly tech-savvy.
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You better tap,you better quit. 25 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
My high score is 169 as of 2 seconds ago.
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Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
How can you call the person who actually has a kettle and can make tea properly a noob? Noob.
My kind of mental exercise 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Yeah, but that was only because he had to propose to get in. They never actually had sex (it was explained in the DVD extras).
Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Really? With the stuff in the water when it goes into the microwave? That's really strange.
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Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I know!!! And then I got curious and decided to try it and, trust me, that is something you do NOT want to go through.
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Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I have an American friend and, when the subject of my British-tea-drinking-ness came up and I asked how she makes tea, she said... I don't even know if I can bring myself to say it...
"IN THE MICROWAVE." And I just kind of, gah.
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My kind of mental exercise 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I do this too and when he said this I shouted "Use an icicle, it will just melt away. Pefect murder weapon!" at my TV and got some REALLY weird and slightly scared looks.
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Disney cameos 22 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Don't forget Jessie the Cowgirl in Monsters Inc. as well.
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In an alternate universe 4 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Wait, why would a PENGUIN freeze in the water?
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Gandalf vs Thranduil. (Strange) pokemon version 2 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I don't know what I just watched but I love it.
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Entrance for real life Jedi 4 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Awww yea, that right... I, uh, I mean... Hmmm easy to open it is. When you're as awesome as a Jedi, that is.
Creepy or star-crossed? 36 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Is Jack supposed to be a reaction or an example?
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Which one are you? 29 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I'm Gamma, but not an artist, philosopher, hipster, or edgy teen.
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That's one lucky baby 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
No, actually, she doesn't. In an interview with the BBC she said that she does, in fact, breastfeed him as she thinks that's what's best for him... after all, she IS his mother.
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Send me nud*s 12 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Another Smosh fan?! No, it can't be... it's too much to ask.
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The universal solution to bad plugging 18 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
What... American plugs are weird.
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Eglandland 4 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
It is actually a really nice drink. But, being a young woman, sitting on the tube drinking it does cause some... let's say, strange looks.
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I'd let you use my sonic screwdriver. 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
You fool! Whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel. You've doomed us all.
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Hans's cologne 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
That was the biggest plot twist I've ever experienced. And it came from a DISNEY FILM.
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Space 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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