your_mother

your_mother


I'm your mother
Good luck finding your daddy

— your_mother Report User
best gif 7 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Yes
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best gif 7 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
iM listeninG to A soNg and HeS danCinG to ThE bEAt!!!1!1
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Confusing?! 8 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
NOOT NOOT
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worth reading 8) 23 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
I think that's the point
To purposefully be a hypocrite. There was a post about something like this a week ago
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Watch this man ask strangers for food will change the way you think 11 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Crying because I can't have New York nor LA pizza because I live in Washington D.C
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They were eggs once 5 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
I MADE THESE *points to all the people around me*
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Mary had the cutest little lamb 23 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
*sigh* let's compromise
I get 25 lambs and you can get a fox
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Mary had the cutest little lamb 23 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
I'll take 20, thank you
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This floor is made from leather belts 6 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Shhh it's a secret
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That's how it's done old man 5 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
... It isn't over
Don't worry I'll get you somehow
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Tell your parents that you love them 20 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
I love you, sweetie
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Tell your parents that you love them 20 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
I-- I'm speechless
I don't have a witty comment but this made me feel warm and fuzzy inside ◉‿◉
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103 years old sprinter 10 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Aw it's become an instinct to help Annabeth ◉‿◉
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Bombs 20 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Honey I blessed you with boobs what do you mean by "farewell, mother"??!
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Planning End of Life procedures with my divorced Mother 7 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Mwhahaha I will not die without being remembered
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We know it was you, Weasley twins 4 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Haha yes!
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Being sick 4 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Haha your secret has been revealed
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This kills the man 4 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Ummm ... I DIDNT KILL IT!
*points at random person*
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Had to made two separate purchases 5 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
◉‿◉
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It was a b*tch to write essays 16 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Crack kid??
· Edited 7 years ago
Lie down, try not to cry, cry alot. 14 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
S/he is crying...
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Mama where you at 2 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Whaaaat?? We definitelydonotplanallofthisinagiantmothersconvention :D
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Mothers are all the same 16 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
Nope! I recently changed my email and I forgot my passcode
My original account was yourmother :)
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Mothers are all the same 16 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
But hooooood you smell like warm butter *deeply inhales with Radioactive playing in the background*
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Mothers are all the same 16 comments
your_mother · 7 years ago
:) I love you guys
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