Jeff M. Thomas

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No. F*ck you, mine 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Cakebombing
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This is patrick 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Shaun of the dead was awesome.
He totally intended to do that 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's not how you screw up, it's how you recover.
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Buuuuuuuuuurn! 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
A point for surprise value, zero points for originality and style.
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Friends and Harry Potter formula 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yes, but he wasn't even that weird. Just nerdy.
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Thought provoking things 13 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Evidently my joke was too subtle.
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Universal seria bus 1 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
FYI this is from here: http://www.exocomics.com/
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Dammit Larry 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I don't think it's being used as a name http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jawn
TV was weird even before the Internet 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Humans were weird before the Internet, it's just better documented now.
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When I found out that I was right about the pronunciation of gif all along 20 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
They pronounced it "jif" so they could use the tag line "Choosy programmers choose GIF" which was a play on Jif peanut butters popular tag line at the time. So it has nothing to do with how the acronym _should_ be pronounced and all to do with marketing.
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British vs American Castles *fixed* 25 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That made me laugh
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Oh god, I killed a unicorn! 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Good one
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Underwater swimming 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Do that many people think they look like boxing underwater women?
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Thought provoking things 13 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Leg pit hair is called pubic.
British vs American Castles *fixed* 25 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's the Biltmore Estate in North Carolina and it's pretty amazing. One of the closest things America has to the old palaces of Europe. It was built only 40 years after the British castle estate in the top photo.
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Ha ha 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Good thing he had the laser sight or he might have missed.
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This is patrick 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It needs to be shouted.
"This... is... PATRICK!!"
3 drunk guys entered a taxi 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I was talking to a cab driver in SF one day and he told me one of the great joys in his life was taking drunk conventioneers who asked to be taken to the "red light" district while pulling off their wedding rings and dropping them off in the Castro (the LGBTQ district).
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the sims 15 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I think he made a Sim family as a memorial to the girl he loved and never got to marry.
Wow, them feels,.
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British vs American Castles *fixed* 25 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
In which case the "British castle" isn't really a castle either, defensible castles don't have big windows facing outside. That's the Belvoir Castle built in the 1800's as a residence several centuries after castles held any meaningful military use.
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Alarm Clocks 3 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's good practice for smiling at people you hate, which always un-nerves them.
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Laugh away the pain 16 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It can be so hard to learn to trust a fridge again, but you have to try!
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Elevator floor illusion 11 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That's cool, looks European.
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Steampunk, gender swapped Joker in a Willy Wonka hat 38 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
See, there you go. Just shouting "COCKSUCKER" makes you sound like a foul mouthed six year old. Now you're putting some effort into it.
And I'm troll baiting aren't I? Yes. Yes, I am. Nvm.
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Steampunk, gender swapped Joker in a Willy Wonka hat 38 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Better, a higher grade of insult at least.
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