Do you see the troll face? It's for you.
This was started by BBspot which is a humor site.
http://www.bbspot.com/news/2005/06/crosswalk_button_hacks.html

Calling Pity Party, table for one!

I think he's hanging from something and just using the extinguisher for thrust. There's no way an extinguisher could create enough force to lift you off the ground, if it did you'd blow yourself over trying to put out a fire.
(and people would be doing this all the time, I know I would)

Listen to dog. Dog knows. Dog's got your back. Throw things at dog at your own peril.

Sounds to me like this guy's got a hypnotoad, and is really no longer in control of his life.

I have a feeling it will be a real dubstep song soon

The best teachers make you think. It's hard, thinking, people don't want to do it. Memorization is relatively easy (and boring) in comparison. The best teachers I had, the ones I remember still with fondness, made me think. Even if I didn't like it.

"neville longbottomed" must become a thing.

Because who would beat a cop in an illegal street race?

Opera - There was a field upon the mountains grand whereupon there grew a glorious flower in the grass, in the sunlight bright it grew and such a wondrous flower it was that to look upon it would make you weep but to stand in it's influence would but lead to death for the field was cursed by the dead kings over the mountain for whom the flower was but a reminder of their beloved daughters who are trapped forever in the netherworlds beneath the mighty Ramtops...

Yeah, I was pretty damn clueless. Still am really. My wife will say, "wow, that girl was really flirting with you." And I'll have no idea who she was talking about.
Yes women, we ARE that clueless.

Yeah why do they keep letting that kid back? He's like some kind of death magnet.
I've also always wondered why Star Fleet kept the Enterprise around. If they'd scrapped that five year mission the FIRST time it managed to piss off a nearly omnipotent space entity they could have saved themselves a lot of pain.

And the 80's.

Or, perhaps more correctly, you've run out of condoms so now you're only going to fuck a partner who has natural built in protection from viruses and will only get pregnant when you both agree to, making condoms entirly redundant.

We can only hope

It's the only reasonable response.

We just came back from taking my 4 year old niece to Disneyland, we were a little nervous to take her on some rides because her 8 year old brother wouldn't ride scary things unless we really pushed him, and then wouldn't ride them more than once. We shouldn't have worried, she rode the Haunted Mansion 10 times in one day, whenever we'd ask what she wanted to ride next it was either Ariel, or the Haunted Mansion.
She had the stretching room dialog memorized, she'd stand in the middle of it talking along, "This chamber has no windows, and no doors... Which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out! Ha ha ha ha" She did a really creepy laugh.
On one of our last rides I heard a guy behind us quietly say to his girlfriend "This ride isn't very scary, but that little girl is freaking me out."
I felt so proud.

Never underestimate an epic beard.

Yeah my nephew is a bit like that too. He'll try to quit or start trying to cheat if he isn't winning, and his parents can't play games worth a damn but his father is super competitive with sports, which doesn't help. I can still beat him for now, but I won't be able to for much longer, he'll be a teenager and I'll be in my 50's. I hope I can still keep him from being a complete ass.