I bet that suitcase is jam packed 10 comments
Marine corps raider k9 11 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Presumably the muzzle is so it doesn't attack the handlers and/or innocent bystanders.
As if making the bed wasn't hard enough 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Stop interfering, the house elves get upset when someone does their job.
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*Thnks fr th mmrs plays in the background* 33 comments
I thought this looked familiar 8 comments
Combing the desert 6 comments
Vegetarian Turkey for Thanksgiving 14 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Not necessarily. Vegetarians are usually cool with animal foods that don't kill or harm the animal(eggs, milk), but since gelatin contains bone meal(dead animal) they'll usually not eat it.
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Murica spends most of it's yeas at war 65 comments
Wow thanks Australia (not even being sarcastic) 14 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
I'm imagining the woman's hand sign as the Australian version of a middle finger, but they wouldn't put that in advertisements.
My kind of job 13 comments
4:59 Friday afternoon 5 comments
There should be a 'Skyler White' option 29 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Why would people hate Lori? Because she though Rick was dead and started over with Shane? Maybe the bottle of abortion pills she immediately threw up?
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I can't be the only one, can I? 11 comments
Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Nice. We have no-touch toilets, no-touch faucets, no-touch soap dispensers and no-touch hand driers, but you still have to touch the door handle. And the last jackass didn't wash their hands.
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Camel went to the barber 6 comments
He's the guy from your math problems 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
If the average weight of a watermelon is 20 pounds, and you've piled 14 watermelons on him, can he still breath? Show your work.
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Turn signals are optional 12 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
There's also "Tailgating like a tosser", but Audi seems to have stolen it.
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*Runs under fridge*