ZippyTheRoach

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SIT YOUR b*tch ASS DOWN AND GET OUT YOUR NOTEPAD 41 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
If I type in all caps and throw in lots of random curse words to get your attention, please smack me upside the head.
Any job is more dignifying that no job 11 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
That is all good advice, but they're specifically talking about minimum wage jobs here. Going from Project Manager to Walmart greeter just so you don't have a gap in your resume doesn't seem like it'd be that beneficial. It may also no pay the bills.
Stand up taller 6 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
"than you" is in there twice in a row.
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Any job is more dignifying that no job 11 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Maybe their unemployment is higher then minimum wage? Unemployment payments are based off the salary of your last job, so if you loose a really high paying job unemployment will be far more then minimum wage. Taking the minimum wage job means you are no longer unemployed, so the unemployment stops. Boom! Shitty job with less pay then you where making while unemployed and looking for a good job.
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Come on. You really can't be that uneducated 4 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Ever work in a public space? You would be astounded by the stupidity of some people.
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Cop here. Yes I would give my life to protect everyone 20 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
*Puts on Mobias sunglasses* What if I told you most of us don't hate police?
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Just a seagull standing on top of another seagull 9 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
That IS how seagull sex really works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heMZ90vSCM4
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Microsoft Windaz 2000 4 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Quick, someone make a Windows 10 update to this meme.
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Why don't they make them like this anymore? 24 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Looks just like Moriarty.
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If only 13 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
For him, or nah?
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It's not that long 10 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Does everyone call these dusters? In my school they where erasers.
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Cubones legit make no sense 14 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
That would solve the scull problem.
The species would still die out at some point though. As cubones are killed before reproducing, the population would decline. There'd be no way to increase their numbers.
I really shouldn't expect the game to make sense.
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Cubones legit make no sense 14 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
But then only one would have a scull to wear, and we know that ALL cubones wear their mother's scull.
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hnnnnnng 6 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Why... Why do the bundles weave in and out of each other? Why not route straight to it's destination? It's kind of organized, but it's still kind of not and it bugs me on some weird level.
"Why is my tv in f*cking portrait mode?" 4 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
And then the news channels will do that thing where they have the portrait view bordered by a larger, fuzzy version of the same video that simultaneously confuses you and makes you nauseous.
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Cubones legit make no sense 14 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
What really doesn't make sense is how each generation would be half the size of the previous one since mothers can't have multiple children. For example, if there are four cubone(two couples) and they each have one child and then die, there are now two cubone. If those two are a M/F pair, they can then have one cubone before they die. Now there is only one cubone who's forever alone.
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Dogs are so cute ! 1 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
He looks like the dog from Up! and it's quite satisfying.
This is how I've always viewed other people 7 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Is that an actual NPC line from the previous games?
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Is it actually distracting? Like does it hinder your work/concentration? 21 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Well, we'll certainly notice. We're not going to take a spontaneous 15 and spend it staring though. Well, most of us won't.
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Safty tip 24 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
It's probably more effective for deadbolts. Modern deadbolts come with a steel well that's screwed to the house frame much like this.
100% safe! 17 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
At first the condoms looked like those lollipops that all doctor's offices seem to have. It took a second to realize where this post was going.
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Sorry for this post 8 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Terrible post. Someone remove it.
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Priorities 8 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Yo, I notice it's not a water-type. What's up with that?
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Most famous brand each state has created 21 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
I dunno, Google is from Cali too. Google is probably a bigger brand.
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What's your opinion about this? 29 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Ups for guest! One funny cat picture is enjoyable. Five all in one post is starting to push it. Twenty five in a "compilation" post is just not fun.
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