Dammit dogmeat! 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Survival mode maybe? It's brutal.
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Any honest pharmacists here? 14 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
No, see, there's this thing called a phone. When you can't read the script, you call the doctor who wrote it.
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Ladies, do you like booty? Because if yes I will start to do squats right now! 47 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
I have a theory that sending booty pics to girls would be far more effective then dick pic s. Thoughts?
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Sandwiches force LGBT to suicide 16 comments
he was trying to finish the joke before his phone died 3 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Cole's law states that no one ever eats that side of coleslaw that comes with a meal.
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Now I can go somewhere 2 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
I don't know who bought these stock photos so they don't have the watermark anymore, but bless them.
What women really want 9 comments
Can agree as an adult 15 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Have you hit the point where you actually want clothes for Christmas yet? That's a big hit when you realize it.
I guess you're gay 15 comments
It's Actually Pretty Simple 10 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Dual PS/2 ports, dual serial ports, a parallel port and even a joystick/MIDI port! Smokin...
Saddest moment ever 11 comments
Amy schumer 20 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Wait, what happens if she steals the muffin joke? Do the muffins still win?
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Perfect shirt for grammar lovers 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Except the Y in you should be capitalized and there should be a period after "You're".
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
I get to go to Harry Potter November 2nd!!! Please excuse my nerdiness. 33 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Yes, definitely the cloak. I'm surprised how many people want the bag and the tent, though. Hide from death itself, or carry around your two friend's luggage?
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Painting with bob ross 8 comments
Iron Man vs Magneto 18 comments
SIT YOUR b*tch ASS DOWN AND GET OUT YOUR NOTEPAD 40 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
If I type in all caps and throw in lots of random curse words to get your attention, please smack me upside the head.
Any job is more dignifying that no job 11 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
That is all good advice, but they're specifically talking about minimum wage jobs here. Going from Project Manager to Walmart greeter just so you don't have a gap in your resume doesn't seem like it'd be that beneficial. It may also no pay the bills.