ZippyTheRoach

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You never say no to this man 25 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Actually, there should be someone long shortly to proclaim how HOAs keep the American blight of rusty cars out of a neighborhood's front yards.
I like kittens 14 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
And Guinea Pigs are for people who like warm fluffs with a boopable nose. Also rabbits, but they don't make fun noises.
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Use more elelctric! 11 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Time to start mining Bitcoin...
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Heroes & villains 22 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Who did Tesla fuck up?
I'm a lurker 8 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
*fails to understand OP's comment, corrects it anyway*
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They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
But binary only consists of 1s and 0s. Someone trolling them?
YOU'VE UPSET t*ts 3 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Calm your tits.
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Life is unfair 5 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Hopefully the kid then pressed every other button.
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Sexy 9 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I wonder what the psych study was.
The royal fart 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
She is so done with them all.
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Probably have seen this before, but it’s good 11 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
So a teen wanks with a sock and she just... Febreezes it?
Does anyone do this? 50 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Is this a regional thing? Nobody does this to grown ass women where I am. Kids maybe.
Taking Advantage of the Wind Storm 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
That kid is going places.
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How to dust a museum exhibit 4 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
It's more fun to think this is a zoo. Brushie, brushie!
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He knows the protocol 17 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
What fell_equinox is saying is AFTER getting hit, the driver of the car decided to gas it and pull around the front of the train. Watch close, the fool in the car doesn't stop.
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Say again b*tch? 7 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Ye Olde 1999 Dragon series case. I have one somewhere, should do this.
Agree? 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Agreed, a bad boss is toxic. It tried dealing with one for years because the pay was good, but it just made me miserable. The new job doesn't pay as much, but the people rock and I actually look forward to going. It's a weird feeling. Who the hell wants to go too work?
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Can somebody please explain this? 33 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
If you want people to sign up for a job where people will literally be trying to kill them, the job training had better be free.
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15+ hilarious marriage tweets in 2017 7 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
15+? Can't you count to 18, yo?
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Man those Tumblr compositions where eternal and before the "click to see more". Stupid things broke the site.
Hell for a teacher 2 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
I'm guessing it wasn't an English teacher?
Beauty in nature 6 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Looks like a Camellia. They're awesome shrubs, get yourself one.
Stay Trill 24 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
Try Moe's some time. It's another chain of make-your-own mexican food, but they don't charge extra for the chips. *glares at Chipotle*
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Hmmm, that's inappropriate. Better hide this one..... did I say that out loud? 3 comments
zippytheroach · 7 years ago
"and a fish nobody can find." Ha!
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