ZippyTheRoach

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H2hoe 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
It makes you wet, then?
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Garfield tranformation 5 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
He was a teen in '92.
This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
That's a rip. My library charges the current Amazon price for replacements.
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This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
But in order to replace the old book they have to buy a new book at new book prices. That's all they're saying.
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Neat 10 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
So what's the name of this app?
My guinea pugs do this but I they see me they start chirping 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
They probably think you can't see them if they stop moving.
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Life tips 8 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Shit got dark on tip three.
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Crossover post 5 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Not related to this meme in particular, but why have all the .GIFs posted in the past week been compressed as fuck? They've all got this weird white static in them. This didn't use to happen.
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I could watch this! 4 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I'd watch the whole series to see what conspiracy theory they'd blame when they go around the globe and reach the back room of their home.
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You never say no to this man 25 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
It's part of many HOA agreements. No disabled vehicles in your yard. It's one of the more common benefits people point out when defending their HOA. I'm not really sure why, it's not like you see disabled vehicles all over the place.
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If he were alive 13 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Oh come on, the answer is in the painting! A white Mustang.
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You never say no to this man 25 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Actually, there should be someone long shortly to proclaim how HOAs keep the American blight of rusty cars out of a neighborhood's front yards.
I like kittens 14 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
And Guinea Pigs are for people who like warm fluffs with a boopable nose. Also rabbits, but they don't make fun noises.
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Use more elelctric! 11 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Time to start mining Bitcoin...
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Heroes & villains 22 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Who did Tesla fuck up?
I'm a lurker 8 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
*fails to understand OP's comment, corrects it anyway*
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They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
But binary only consists of 1s and 0s. Someone trolling them?
YOU'VE UPSET t*ts 3 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Calm your tits.
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Life is unfair 5 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Hopefully the kid then pressed every other button.
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Sexy 9 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I wonder what the psych study was.
The royal fart 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
She is so done with them all.
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Probably have seen this before, but it’s good 11 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
So a teen wanks with a sock and she just... Febreezes it?
Does anyone do this? 50 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Is this a regional thing? Nobody does this to grown ass women where I am. Kids maybe.
Taking Advantage of the Wind Storm 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
That kid is going places.
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