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I'm actually too lazy to click that button 1 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

"We asked nicely to let usk track you, now you're the bad guy."

Spoon of liquid nitrogen in a bowl of gasoline 3 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's a tiny death eater.

Communist librarian 22 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

Especially since books that go missing get reordered.... People try that at our library.

i'd never be as hot as Joan on a stick 11 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

Oh, buuuurn!

Zip ties to hold these cables together 3 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

Have fun changing one of them.

Bruh lol 10 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

How did this happen?

Thank me later 10 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

I'm not even going to bother clicking on Show Full Image... it's a list of cosmic stars with a high temperature, isn't it?

H2hoe 4 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

It makes you wet, then?

Garfield tranformation 5 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

He was a teen in '92.

This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

That's a rip. My library charges the current Amazon price for replacements.

This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

But in order to replace the old book they have to buy a new book at new book prices. That's all they're saying.

Neat 10 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

So what's the name of this app?

My guinea pugs do this but I they see me they start chirping 6 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

They probably think you can't see them if they stop moving.

Life tips 8 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Shit got dark on tip three.

Crossover post 5 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Not related to this meme in particular, but why have all the .GIFs posted in the past week been compressed as fuck? They've all got this weird white static in them. This didn't use to happen.

I could watch this! 4 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

I'd watch the whole series to see what conspiracy theory they'd blame when they go around the globe and reach the back room of their home.

You never say no to this man 25 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

It's part of many HOA agreements. No disabled vehicles in your yard. It's one of the more common benefits people point out when defending their HOA. I'm not really sure why, it's not like you see disabled vehicles all over the place.

If he were alive 13 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Oh come on, the answer is in the painting! A white Mustang.

You never say no to this man 25 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Actually, there should be someone long shortly to proclaim how HOAs keep the American blight of rusty cars out of a neighborhood's front yards.

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I like kittens 14 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

And Guinea Pigs are for people who like warm fluffs with a boopable nose. Also rabbits, but they don't make fun noises.