ZippyTheRoach

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Haven't lived with my kids for 18 months. I'm finally going the legal route and 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Is it just me, or do the bots all seem to pull vaguely political stuff you'd expect to find on a Facebook feed?
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"Houseboat" 2 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Tentraft
It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
What are bots doing? Posting memes or something? There have been new posters lately, but I didn't suspect them as bots.
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Someone is going to die 4 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
That foo driving?
Hotel management 1-2 13 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
It all sounded reasonable except for the hate of customers who use room finding sites. What's wrong with that?
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Wreiched 56 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Wait, they have a state pledge in Texas? My state has no such thing.
I'm actually too lazy to click that button 1 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
"We asked nicely to let usk track you, now you're the bad guy."
Spoon of liquid nitrogen in a bowl of gasoline 3 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's a tiny death eater.
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Communist librarian 22 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Especially since books that go missing get reordered.... People try that at our library.
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i'd never be as hot as Joan on a stick 11 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Oh, buuuurn!
Zip ties to hold these cables together 3 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Have fun changing one of them.
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Bruh lol 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
How did this happen?
Thank me later 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I'm not even going to bother clicking on Show Full Image... it's a list of cosmic stars with a high temperature, isn't it?
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H2hoe 4 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
It makes you wet, then?
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Garfield tranformation 5 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
He was a teen in '92.
This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
That's a rip. My library charges the current Amazon price for replacements.
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This library tells you how much money you've saved by using the library 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
But in order to replace the old book they have to buy a new book at new book prices. That's all they're saying.
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Neat 10 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
So what's the name of this app?
My guinea pugs do this but I they see me they start chirping 6 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
They probably think you can't see them if they stop moving.
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Life tips 8 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Shit got dark on tip three.
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Crossover post 5 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Not related to this meme in particular, but why have all the .GIFs posted in the past week been compressed as fuck? They've all got this weird white static in them. This didn't use to happen.
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I could watch this! 4 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
I'd watch the whole series to see what conspiracy theory they'd blame when they go around the globe and reach the back room of their home.
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You never say no to this man 25 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
It's part of many HOA agreements. No disabled vehicles in your yard. It's one of the more common benefits people point out when defending their HOA. I'm not really sure why, it's not like you see disabled vehicles all over the place.
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If he were alive 13 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Oh come on, the answer is in the painting! A white Mustang.
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You never say no to this man 25 comments
zippytheroach · 6 years ago
Actually, there should be someone long shortly to proclaim how HOAs keep the American blight of rusty cars out of a neighborhood's front yards.