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Gen Z strikes again !! 8 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Sssh! They've found a new scape goat!
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Do y’all actually be out here eating warm cereal?! Milk first?! 1 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Cereal is gazpacho, not soup
For your next argument 4 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
And wankclown, don't forget wankclown
I probably missed a few 1 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
7 days to die is pretty damn good too
Froggos '23 #54 - They Must Know 2 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Thank you, my dude
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What’s her armor stats? 5 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Yeah, they all skipped centaur day
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Savage Wendy's 2 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Going to need something cold for that burn
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Concession prices at Rogers Place in Edmonton 4 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen
This is Combo No. 5!
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Getting rid of this guy..... 3 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
And that's why I have no hope for the next season
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This’ll be fun 16 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Turn off the fuckin light!
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Oh noes .. 4 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
Wait, what movie where these from?
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I should live by this philosophy 2 comments
zippytheroach · 1 year ago
We had this rule as kids. I once managed to staple my thumb, but it wasn't bleeding so I just went about my day like that.
I would watch the heck out of this 1 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
So does a wereflea turn into a wolf during full moon or what?
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Yes plz 8 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
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Happy Frog, this one's for you 4 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Oh no, wolfballoonsquad has been eaten by the tiny frog!
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A Re but I still love it 2 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Por que no los dos?
Lifehack! 1 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Apologize for all the random people who walk through
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Generational Trauma and Healing 1 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Some of these folks reproduced through mitosis
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Don't talk to strangers. They'll tell you the truth. 4 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
What would be the better way to teach a child that their rligion is just their parents hate? I'm really not sure how you can put that nicely
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Pickle 2 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
But is it the good pickle juice, or that Vlassic piss water?
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If you know you know 2 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Yikes. You could probably replace "cis dude" with "incel" in this instance.
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Getting up there 7 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
I didn't realize hair had bones
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Never relax 6 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
It is better to serve at the right hand of Todd then to be in his path
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Froggo 2 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
Aye, when you post frog stuff you gotta @happy_frog
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One day at a time .. 2 comments
zippytheroach · 2 years ago
I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $200, Alex.
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