Thanks! I'm here, lurking. I thought @happy_frog would like this, so I posted

So he ambushes cookies that are on the counter? Yeah, that checks out

We could call those shoeless people "insoles"

Yes, but they really wanted to make that millennial falcon joke

But that's a cool gaming hamster

Or, you know, have redundant IT systems

Sssh! They've found a new scape goat!