Shit, I just ate my only banana... hmm...
*climbs a church tower in search of a pigeon*

And if, let's say, it was hosted biannually, there would be 8.032 people a year.

I am going to be pissed if guest doesn't come back.

Yes, what is your question.

EVERYONE finds that distracting.

I don't understand your math...
Just googled it. There are 196 countries in the world. If each country had the Hunger Games, 23 people would die per country. So, 196 x 23 = 4,508 people.

It also lays eggs.

So, you're an ass man?

Or dying your hair with your period blood.

Where the hell did you get 239 people from?

Not if every country had its own Hunger Games.

Diets suck, am I right?

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