zombiepizza

zombiepizza


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I've just been content and complacent 47 comments
zombiepizza · 6 years ago
That's something we've been working on. I kinda stopped going because that realization was a bit much. I think I'm ready to start again though. I've noticed my thought process getting darker and I've been experiencing dissociation for longer periods throughout the day.
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I've just been content and complacent 47 comments
zombiepizza · 6 years ago
Honestly. Never. I've discussed it with my councillor and in my 31 years i have never not been depressed.
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This is My No-No Square 17 comments
zombiepizza · 6 years ago
placing your legs in this position then flexing your thighs and rocking your legs back and forth. True story.
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This is My No-No Square 17 comments
zombiepizza · 6 years ago
You know, this is a way that some women masturbate in public.
They're just scammers 6 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
I fucking hate this! There was a few people with a dream and they almost had it and their asshole friends go and fuck it up for them and everyone who invested in it.
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Either way it solve my financial problems... 21 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
Throw six more reds in there and you got a deal
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Why are people like this? 20 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
Wait no
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My whole life is a lie 13 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
Ya i recall a commercial where they wipe the soap out of their eyes and it said as plain as day "no more tears" (crying tears)
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Witchcraft! 14 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
I don't know what this is but i need 5
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First person view of shoveling 8 comments
zombiepizza · 7 years ago
This is very vital, thank you
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Getting a little snappy 3 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Probably discover their hazards and claim that's what they were looking for all along
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That tragically beautiful transformation 3 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
I'd like to apologize for my haste
It appears you are correct
explain this New Yorkers. 35 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Snopes confirmed that this was fake
Awesome theory in comments!!!! 10 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
I just watched the movie last night. He does hang on to it the whole time
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Good one dog 5 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Hey! I posted this to reddit like three days ago. Good to see it making its rounds :D
Mirror lake 6 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Pepe, s'dat you?
When you forget to do homework for school tommorow 3 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Skyrim in a nutshell
It's The Perfect Sleeping Spot 3 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Is that a pun? It feels like that's a pun.
Day 309 of your daily dose of cute: Positivity narwhal! 9 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
You should do one of those cute mutilation pics.
How fast would you get there traveling at the speed of light 8 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Thinking about stuff like this always makes me dizzy af
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This would have to be one of the worst feelings in the world 10 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
I read something about this when this picture was going around memebase back in the day. I'll see if I can find a link
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*sigh* Is this sad? 25 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Since my favourite character is Lord Loss, I'd be fucking terrified!
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30 year old baby 7 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
He also looks like he's saying "fuck it. Take the plane down I don't care."
when you start eating your drink 2 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
Probably eating the ice
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The incredibles 23 comments
zombiepizza · 8 years ago
OK I'm glad to see someone else brought this up. So babies must present their powers immediately
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