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zombiepizza


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The incredibles 23 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Dashiell Robert Parr
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im no longer afraid of fire... get myself burned to dead* 5 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Does the fire vaccine cause autism?
The world's saddest memories 15 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Yera fibber maan. Mehaha.
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GET ME MY MASTERBALL 7 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Magikarp used slobber.
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Probably still alive 38 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
^
That comment right there just gave me aids
Me irl 2 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Only five tries? Get a load of the big shot over here
cat facts 10 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Ya, my cat chews the fuck out of her food.
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Read the first word of every line ;) 21 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
What she doin on tinder? You should really talk to her.
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He feels no pain 12 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Being a son of Zeus is nbd. He's such a whore there's a chance I'm at least part immortal (sans Im) son of Zeus.
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Me as an adult 4 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Kid needs to take a seat. got rekt.
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Only true fans will understand. 4 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Pow
zoom
straight to the moon
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The only picture I need in my life 7 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Doing stuff like this actually stresses out the chameleon. They are very high stress animals. It's healthier for them if they are handled less.
My lovely stomach 7 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Yup thats how human beings look when they stand and sit. Even me and im skinny af
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When I see a bicyclist following traffic laws 1 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
17 minutes to get to popular?
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All this fits in your pocket now 8 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Man, fuck yo iPhone.
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Yeah it'd be great if you stopped reminding me.... 5 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Why is this a good guy brain?
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a self-made tree bookshelf 6 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
WHERE IS CHAMBER OF SECRETS!!!
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Victoria Falls looks like it is the edge of the earth 6 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Told you it was flat.
What an amazing dad 5 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Total dad message too.
Love ya, dad.
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Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal 4 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Welcome back to another episode of:
Gif's that should've been images!
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Teenagers *heavy breathing* 32 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Take lemon.
Add baking soda
make a paste
Then throw that shit in the garbage and see a dermatologist!
Stop putting this shit on your face. You're causing more damage than you're fixing.
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Turtlepower 6 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
"Be muh hat boi"
"No fada"
"What did you seh to meh!?"
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Andre is not a very happy camper 7 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
At least the daytime activities are ok
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Playing with blue butterflies 6 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
Garry the cat
Caught a baby shark 11 comments
zombiepizza · 9 years ago
I remember seeing this on memebase waaau back when.