There's nothing wrong with the kid's example. What's the teacher's problem?

Great, I need a thumbtack. Cheers!

My six year old daughter asked where the baths are in these "bathrooms". I told her bathrooms are a short hand for places where people in the US go to pee. She was not comforted by this explanation as no toilets are shown either...

Ah, a romantic picnic is never complete without a combat knife and a shovel. Never leave home without them.

It kind of looks like she's punching him in the mouth. Then I realized he's sleeping on his own arm.

It's cool but I wouldn't rest my beer on it.

If you watch this twenty times in a row you'll wish he messes up and breaks an ankle. Don't judge, it's human nature abhor stagnation and wish mortality on others over time. Hence ....er... Toy Story 3.

Stay-at-home-dad-dude. First off, I'm loving your coffee pot because you must have some excellent coffee at your house, none of these instant stuff. Kudos! However, you must know that the act of breast feeding is not like the act of sucking through a straw. Some kids won't master the straw until they're three, some get it about a year if you're lucky. Not many people know this so we'll let it slip. However, your surface to weight ration for the duct tape clearly shows that the milk carton is very low if not totally empty. No way are you packing the full milk load because you'd have to strap that on like a brassiere with full shoulder and neck support. Peeling duct tape off your hairy body is no laughing matter so we'll also let slip. However the kid isn't reeling because you're not his mom, he's reeling because there's no milk to be had. Just sayin'. Yours sincerely, a fellow stay-at-home dad.

Little kids cannot tell the time. For little kids time is an abstract concept like how long is a mile and what was the Renaissance like. Like cats and dogs they will not yield to an hours shift in their normal schedule and will just stay awake until their normal sleep time rolls around. (As every parent ever of young kids knows when the clocks go forward every year).

I'd have answered "A pirates favorite letter is a letter of marque". Yeah, I got beaten up a lot at school.

So the moral of the story is never leave your needles out where little kids can find them. Gotcha.

This is sadly a lot of rubbish. The "Shakespeare" accent can be Youtubed under OP accent ("Shakespeare: Original pronunciation" - the RSC have down Shakespeare plays using it) and you can listen to the difference. There are many accents in Britain like Geordie which retains sounds from a thousand years ago. Then there's Welsh, the West Country accent ... the list is endless. What the person going on here is the RP accent (received pronunciation) which is the sort of clipped non-regional accent promoted by the BBC sixty years ago. The US has been changed by two hundred years of non-English speaking migration but in England, where the first big migrations started in the 1950s and is well documented we're supposed to believe everyone changed their accents two hundred years ago for no reason? Hmmmmm.

I'm getting old now. Saw this and the biggest bonus I thought is that it's easy to wipe down because of spills ... because of... you know ... taco sauce spills and stuff. Not because of the semen.

You don't tend to die if you get a divorce. Just saying Bill, just saying.

If anyone is wondering it apparently dates back to when the English army wore red coats.

It is a picture of a man ramming chopsticks down his throat until he pukes up his noodles. The noodles are caught in a beard bowl and are later distributed to the needy.

If you look at this long enough it looks like a dude sleeping with a severed arm poking out from his pillow. Look at his peaceful expression. The horror.

The blender was invented in 1922 so Captain America would be like "It's a food blender Thor you yuck." First dibs for the job of historical consultant...

Thanks to the CD about dinosaurs I have to play everyday in the car my kids would question me on why the carnivores are eating the fruit and why the herbivores are eating the eggs.

I'm glad she found it "adorable". Ted needs a good friend to give him a Paddington Bear hard stare for that.

As I slowly scrolled down to read this from the picture and just until I saw his nose I thought I was reading about Lord Voldemort's childhood.

There's more horror here than first meets the eye. The bottom right hand slice is a whole quarter of the pizza. Someone get a knife....

I chuckled a bit when I read that Walt Disney got fired for "lacking original ideas". Disney's modus operandi is to take public domain stories and remake them. I guessed he just embraced that criticism.